During the “interrogation” round, Porsche sounded like Porsche. But, that’s only because she had no answer, really. You didn’t play any type of game, Porsche, so you should have just plead the 5th and let Rachel talk. I wasn’t expecting Rachel’s speech to be as eloquent and spot-on as it was. I thought she gave a great reason as to why she should win the game. She won a lot of competitions, switched up her game completely after Brendon was evicted, played the social game better (not really) this year and had the target on her back mostly the entire season and always seemed to evade eviction without really removing that target all the time. Nicely done, Rachel, I think that speech MAY have earned you $500,000 as long as the jury isn’t voting personal.
Oh God, there goes Porsche talking about finishing 2nd in four competitions again. Look, Porsche, we don’t reward people for coming in 2nd place on a show like this. You either win or you don’t. Let’s hope you come in 2nd in another competition in a few minutes…
I think I was the only person in the world who laughed at Kalia saying “Pajama, Pajama.” And, I laughed because NOBODY else laughed!! See, Kalia, you aren’t funny and nobody cares about what you have to say.
And, Adam, you are NOT an All-Star. If CBS puts you on an All-Star season of Big Brother, I will personally make it my mission to somehow stop production on the show. No way I’m putting up with living in a world where Adam is seen as an All-Star on a show where he did absolutely nothing and sucked in competitions worse than the fish in those live feeds suck water.
I think I need to prepare myself for the return of Cassi. Give me a minute, here…
Oh God, there she is!! None of the houseguests really have anything great to say other than Dick putting his daughter on blast while she sat there staring straight ahead playing the tough girl role she likes to play so much.
Let’s just get to the damn vote already. Brendon votes for Rachel. Duh. Daniele votes for Porsche. Double Duh. Jeff votes for Rachel. Shelly votes for Rachel and it then becomes apparent that Rachel is going to win. I really thought Adam was going to be the swing vote because I REALLY did not believe Shelly would EVER vote for Rachel. But, it would seem Shelly wanted to make up for her horrible game play by voting the way you should vote in the game and that’s for who played the better game, not who you liked more. Thanks, Shelly. You earned the right for me to use your name again. Also, thanks for not wearing those jeans. I appreciate it. With Jordan’s vote for Rachel, she becomes the winner of Big Brother season 13. I really thought she was going to lose since we all know Porsche let Adam squeeze her titties and he was going to vote for her. I really didn’t think Shelly would vote for Rachel, so I thought Porsche was going to win and I was going to have to go buy a new TV this morning after breaking mine with the remote. But, all is partially right in the world and Rachel won over Porsche. She now has $500,000 to blow on lip injections, botox injections, butt injections, maybe some liposuction, and any other unreasonable thing to buy with that kind of money. But, it’s her money now so she can do with it as she pleases. Congratulations, Rachel. You did earn this victory and deserved to win.
Lastly, Jeff won America’s Favorite Houseguest. SHOCKER!!! I never agree that they do this after they announce the winner, but I don’t make the big bucks the production people do, so what do I know. He won $40,000 this season, so it was almost like he won second place. We can all be happy about that, at least!
Ok everyone, I can’t tell you how much fun I had writing this blog and having discussions with all of you throughout the season. I have appreciated every single message that was sent to me and believe I responded to every single one of them, so I’m happy about that. Feel free to stay in contact for I will still be around to talk Big Brother or any other crazy reality TV you want to talk about.
Also, I want to thank the few of you who spent your finale night with me on Twitter. I appreciated that. I told myself that if even one person responded back to my tweets, it was a great thing to do and I had more than just one, so I was pleased with it all.
And, hopefully I won’t be back next year to write about the show because I’m hoping you are all watching me win the show next season! It did get renewed for next summer, so check back here for all your Big Brother fun!!
With that, I’m out of here. On to Survivor!
Scott
Scott, Thanks for a great summer of Big Brother. You were/are a great blogger and I enjoyed your take on this show. I agree and think that Big Brother needs to step up their contestants or they will not have a show again.
I personally do not think people need a second chance. Too many shows recycle old contestants and why?? There are pleny of people out there who want to be on reality TV…like you Scott!
Thanks again and enjoy your time off. Or are you blogging Survivor??
Oh God, please don’t let America (or future BB houseguests) pick up on the term piggybacker. The very LAST thing we need is a Dani with a bigger head because someone picked up on a word she used (which who knows how long it took her to come up with it). Let’s call them either a rider or a straddler (for straddling both sides of the house) or absolutely anything else, but not piggybacker. Please….
Gabby, people like Dani are going to have big heads no matter what happens in their lives, so it won’t matter if we start using that or not.
Hey I say we make Gabby famous and start using the term “straddler”!! Scott, I really enjoyed reading your blog and I’m thrilled it’s you doing Survivor!! You can only stop writing the columns if you get called up to play BB :O)
Thanks goodness, Shelly had half a brain that Kalia, Adam, and Dani did not. I am not sure what I would have done if Porsche won. So what moves did you make Porsche? Welll…I won second place four times. Don’t even get me started…
And total SHOCKER that Jeff won America’s Choice. Love him.
And yes everybody….Scott is now blogging for Survivor so you can follow his witty comments there… 🙂
Scott, excellent job this summer. I was going to write Steve an email praising your work and suggest using you for another blog , but I see he figured it out on his own 😉 hehe. I don’t watch Survivor so I will not be reading the blog but I have no doubt you’re readers will thoroughly enjoy them.
I do just have to point out though, that I personally feel that youre writing got better and better once Cassi left. (yes Im the one who complained earlier in the season about all the comments being about her, because of your obsession lol). When the focus was off of her, you did absolutely amazing (oooh what a woman can do to a man eh?! 😛 She is a looker, that’s for sure) You only mentioned her ONCE in your last blog, and it was the shortest shout-out ever, you should be very proud 🙂
Again, I came to love your blog and I wish you luck with your big brother dream 😉
Thanks for a great season Scott! I know some people don’t like Jeff (I do!) but man does he tell it like it is….love how he backtracked from “It’s not that I dislike Daniele…no actually, I do dislike Daniele.” I think even Dick respected him for that….did you see Dick whispering to him at the end of the show. I really think he was telling him things would’ve played differently had he stayed in the house…he wouldn’t have let Daniele make that fatal move.
I also fully agree that Rachel would’ve been safer taking Adam. I’m shocked Shelly voted for her, she really took a risk there. She would’ve lost without that vote. Adam would’ve only gotten the votes of those that couldn’t stand Rachel.
Thanks again Scott!
Finally getting around to commenting….
Well, even though this season was not as great as I hoped it would be, I enjoyed the finale because I’m glad Jeff said he dislikes Dani and that Rachel won!
I hate Daniele’s face…she looks so smug all the time, and even when Dick was talking about her game, I wanted to smack her! She still thinks she played the best game in the house. It’s obvious you didn’t since you’re sitting in jury!!!
I don’t think they will do All Stars because they probably want to get Jeff back for that. I think he’d eventually do it if they wait a couple more seasons. He gets so fired up talking about the show because he just wants to win so bad!!