FINALE NIGHT!!!!!!

Julie lets us know that it’s been 98 days and I’m in shock because it’s felt more like 4,298 days to me. This has been one long and exhausting season, but let’s at least see if we can end on a high note, see someone deserving or semi-deserving win, and wrap this b!tch up…

Before we get to the meat of the episode, I’ll just take a quick moment to say thank you to everyone for reading. Thanks to everyone who followed along with me on Twitter and to everyone who emailed me for whatever reason. I think out of all seasons I did this blog, this was the least responsive one, but I’m going to ride my HUUUUUUUUUUUUGE ego here and say that’s because of the houseguests/season and not because I started to suck as a recap artist. And yes, recapping reality TV is an art, don’t try and take that away from me. But anyway, thank you so much and let’s hope that next season can come back a little stronger … Continue reading →

So, I won’t blame you if you don’t bother reading this recap. What a lame episode. I’ll leave a disclaimer here that this is going to be extremely short, considering NOTHING happened worth talking about. I mean, even the flashback scenes were all scenes we’ve already seen before. How lame is CBS for not wanting to do any work and cut film of sh!t we haven’t seen before. Your job isn’t too make your job easier, it’s to keep us entertained. Thanks for not doing your job. But, I still have to do mine, so let’s see what we have here.

Vanessa pretty much thinks she won the game already. She believes both Steve and Liz are going to take her to the final two, and she’s probably right. Although, I do think Steve MIGHT take Liz, just because he assumes he has a better chance of winning against her, which is probably true, even though two votes are automatically not his. Another although, Steve has no chance at winning the game against these two. … Continue reading →

Julie lets the houseguests in on the joke that it’s a surprise eviction “episode” tonight and by the end of the 60 minutes, there will be a Veto comp, ceremony, eviction vote, and HoH. The joke is that it’s not really 60 minutes for the houseguests, so there’s no real reason for Julie to tell the houseguests this like it’s live or anything. But, they get all amped up for the “show” and we move on…

Speaking of surprises, Steve is actually surprised that Vanessa kept Austin and Liz safe over him and John…or at least she kept them off the block, I should say. They’re not safe by any means, since either Steve or John could win the Veto and switch everything up. And Steve shouldn’t be surprised one bit by Vanessa doing that as she’s REPEATEDLY shown Steve that she’s playing the game with Liztin more than she is Jeve (Steve and John together?!?). Come on Steve, she’s 100% doing everything she can to keep everyone on her side as long as possible … Continue reading →