I don’t even know if I have the strength to write about Brendon and Rachel fighting. How terribly sad it was for them to even be talking about how “this is why America loves Jeff and Jordan and hates us.” Get over yourselves. America doesn’t give two sh*ts about you. It’s not love, it’s not hate, you’re on a damn tv show that people happen to watch. Once this show is over, nobody remembers you or cares about you anymore. Please just go away.
I will say this, if Brendon hasn’t already hit Rachel, I think he eventually will. The way he treats her is horrible. BUT, I will say that having to put up with her craziness is probably what has led him to being this way. Of course, I’ve heard the rumors and stories his ex has told about how he is controlling and whatnot, but being with Rachel only increases those behaviors. PhD or not, you’re still a douche. Have a little respect for the woman you say you want to marry. And, Rachel, have a little more respect for yourself. I know that if I ever talked to my wife the way he talks to Rachel, she would karate chop me in the throat. And she doesn’t take karate. Just my two cents. Again, all those damn psychology classes in college. My school should be paying me back for all the hours, days, months, and years I spent going to those classes, rather than me having to pay them back until I’m 47. Yeah, thanks, that really worked out well for me…
Oh God, now Brendon is crying.
Daniele snakes (see Rachel, Daniele is the true snake in the house, not Cassi) her way into the HOH room to try and turn Brendon and Rachel against Jeff and Jordan. This is why I think Daniele is going to end up winning this game. Brendon, Rachel, Jeff, and Jordan are ALL bigger “threats” then her and the other houseguests are always going to want to get them out before they get Daniele out. As long as she remains low key and stays out of people’s way, she’s going to win this game. Her dad going home that early was the best thing that could have ever happened to her game. She has the vets on her side and has Dom on her side, as well. By association, she is working with everyone in the house and nobody has a bad thing to say about her inside the game and she is either going to skate through to final 3, where all she’ll need to do is win one HOH, or she’ll make a mistake somewhere along the way and they’ll all see what she’s setting herself up to do and vote her out. Right now, she’s the most dangerous player in this game. By far.
Jeff and Jordan’s keys are the first ones out and so we then know it’s Dom and Adam going up for nomination. But, for probably 75% of the people reading this blog, you already knew that on Friday or Saturday, whenever the nominations actually happened. We will find out what will happen with the Veto. If Dom or Adam win it, that could get interesting. I don’t think Rachel would nominate Jeff and Jordan, because like Jordan, I think Rachel thinks it’s too early to do something like that. But, you never know. I could be saying good-bye to my two favorite houseguests in back-to-back weeks. I don’t know what I would do if they were both gone this early in the show. All I know is that it would get even more boring and I don’t think CBS would allow that. They know how sh*tty this season is going, so of course they are going to do everything in their power to keep Jeff in the house. If he goes, then it will be a full hour of Brendon and Rachel crying to each other. Shoot me now.
Just shoot me now anyways.
Scott
I can’t believe you didn’t mention the best moment of last night’s episode!!! Jeff’s face and comment after Rachel talked about her sister’s engagement was PRICELESS.
Also, I wouldn’t be so sure on Dani. SPOILER ALERT: Brendan, Rachel, Jeff, and Jordan have caught onto her scheming in the past few days and have completely turned against her. As of the last night, they are still sending Dom home and hoping to get Dani out as soon as possible. Obviously, they aren’t telling Dani that right now.
Apparently I am the only person who thinks that Jordan should have back-doored Brendon/Rachel last week. Why on earth would you keep a very strong person/duo in the house, knowing the very next week they could come after you for no other reason than Rachel is just bat-sh*t crazy and capable of anything? It was a very stupid move, at least in my mind.
I really expected Rachel to put Jeff / Jordan up, but she didn’t. However, it’s still a possibility given who won the POV.
Speaking of Jeff / Jordan, I don’t think they’re even a real couple. They’ve been together for what, 3 years? And they haven’t spoken about living in the same state? Do they think the viewers are that ignorant?
I think Jeff / Jordan only exist as a couple in the eyes of CBS. They (CBS) know that a lot of the viewers like them, and that is why they’re now on their 3rd reality show together (as a fake couple). Personally I’m tired of seeing them. Hopefully this is the last we see of them… and Brendon and Rachel too. Just seeing Rachel on the TV screen makes me feel the need for a penicillin injection.
@Nobody- My mom asked me if Jeff and Jordan are in a relationship because we never see them hugging or kissing (although during the screening last episode, she was stroking his leg while he laid on her). Also, when they showed the whole farting thing between Jeff and Jordan, my mom said they act more like brother and sister.
Scott, I thought it was interesting when Dana said she was Dom’s “best friend.” In my opinion, straight guys and girls cannot just be “best friends” after the age of 12. Although, since Dom is a virgin, I guess their relationship is more plausible.
I agree. These “newbies” suck (and so does the word “newbies”). I enjoy Lawson’s diary room comments but we don’t get to see him at all outside of that. Then there is Kalia, who brings absolutely NOTHING to the game. I think she has a skewed perception of herself. I do like Shelly. Although, am I the only one that thought she was a lesbian when they first introduced her? Dom, for being looking, is a complete dork. He got SOO excited when they first formed their alliance. At least now he acknowledges that it is (was?) the worst alliance ever! However, the “newbies” don’t get much of a chance because of all the strong returning people (and I guess I’m the only one that LIKES Rachel and Brendan? I am really competitive and emotional like Rachel).
Nobody Says….Jeff and Jordan are indeed a couple…if you watched Around The World For Free last year on CBS.com then you would have seen how many times he called her and called her “Love”…Jeff lives in Illinois and Jordan is still going to school in North Carolina…I sincerely hope one of them wins and do believe that one day they will marry.
Hey Scott ~ enjoying your column! I’m glad you’re part of the RS family!
I did forget about Jeff’s comment regarding Rachel’s engagement, but I think its just because I’m so tired of writing about Rachel.
Also, I noted in my blog how I thought Jordan was stupid for not putting up Brendon and Rachel. I’m with you, ‘nobody.’
I love Jeff and Jordan and without them why would anyone be watching this show still?? Really??
Yes, Jordan should have back-doored Brendon or Rachel (if we could be so lucky maybe if one leaves the other will leave) I just hope that doesn’t come back to bite her in the end!
Most everything that you wrote in your recap is everything I have already thought of. I really wish that they would have another competition where someone would have to wear a ridiculous costume and it would be Rachel. It could improve the sight of her possibly?? Then again probably not!! Big Brother could do us all a favor and just get her a huge pacifier, isn’t that what they normally do to stop babies from crying, or whining. Seriously Brendon, this is all you can get?? I hope and pray that J&J get HOH or Shelly….that’s the only way to stop this madness!!
First chance I have had to read this blog – had me laughing out loud – of course I do hope you are kidding about your puppy dog 🙂
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I keep forgetting Porsche is there – this golden key thing is the stupidest thing BB has ever done IMO.
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‘Anyway, welcome aboard – look forward to reading more posts.
Does anyone think that Evil Dick left the show on purpose to give Danielle the golden key? So she can lay the foundation to fly under the radar and win the whole show? Anyone have spoiler on the veto competition?
Can I also add that do they ever look into the bag from which the names are drawn for participating in the veto competition? First when Rachel is HOH, Jeff/Jordan are picked. Then Jordan is HOH and Rachel/Brendon are picked. Now, Rachel is HOH, and Jeff/Jordan are picked. Wonder if the bag even has anyone else’s name in it? Lawon/Kalia should have been forced to do it since they do NOTHING else! And the golden key people should also have been in the bag so they could at least participate in some way rather than sit on their asses all the time…