Written by: Scott Ottersen Email: ScottOttersen@yahoo.com Facebook: http://facebook.com/ScottOttersen Twitter: http://twitter.com/#!/ChokeOnMyBlog

It’s the Big Brother finale. 10 evictions, 29 competitions…oh, let’s just get on with it Julie. It’s already late enough and I’m up past my bedtime, so let’s get this show on the road.

The finale starts off with a forty-five minute long recap of the season with the only interesting part being when the Big Brother Voice called Jeff, “Big Jeff.” It was akin to hearing the Movie Phone Voice guy do the voiceover for a porno, “Welcome to Moviephone brought to you by ‘Big Fat C*cks in Big Fat Asses.’”

It feels like it’s been forever since we last watched an episode, so I didn’t even remember where we left off. Plus, I already knew what happened in the final HOH, so it seemed weird that we had to start off by going backwards to Part 1, but then I realized that is where the last show ended.

As soon as Part 1 begins, we already knew Adam was … Continue reading →

Written by: Scott Ottersen Email: ScottOttersen@yahoo.com Facebook: http://facebook.com/ScottOttersen Twitter: http://twitter.com/#!/ChokeOnMyBlog

Before I get to the recap, I wanted to share some “insider” information I received from a loyal reader/relative of mine. She was lucky enough to receive free tickets to the live show on Thursday, but unfortunately since they gave her one day’s notice and we live a good 1,500 miles away, it wasn’t in the cards for her to attend. That’s too bad, because I’m fairly certain I would have went along for the trip and wore pink as an ode to my friend from the last live show! Anyways, she sent me the email they sent her with the link to the ticket and the lengths CBS goes to in order to dictate the night is off the charts for a live taping of a pointless reality show. First, they put you through security screenings where your ID has to match the name and all that nonsense. And, they take your picture for security reasons, as well. This is all … Continue reading →

Written by: Scott Ottersen Email: ScottOttersen@yahoo.com Facebook: http://facebook.com/ScottOttersen Twitter: http://twitter.com/#!/ChokeOnMyBlog

This episode starts off picking up from where we last left off, with Rachel, Jordan, Adam, and Kalia all competing in the donut HOH competition. Something I want to bring up is how funny it is that when they are all talking in the diary room during the competition, those are obviously filmed after the competition is over and decided. So, when Kalia says things like “I know that I have to win this in order to be safe” or when Adam says something like “I’m going to give everything I have to win this,” they are saying it already knowing they lost. This is just another reason why these people have to be actors. No way can I just get done losing a competition that may determine my fate in the game and then turn around and give an interview about how I still have a chance to win without it completely looking as if I’m already defeated. Plus, it’s a … Continue reading →