Big Brother Recap – 8/31/15

Blah, blah, blah, yet another Sunday night episode where we pick up where we left off on Thursday night, not knowing the HoH…except I DO KNOW WHO THE HOH IS because the damn internet exists and you have live damn feeds that people pay money to use and they find out information and then post it on said internet for all of us to see. Get over yourself, Big Brother, and please end the cliffhanger episodes just so you have a cheap 15 minutes to edit the next episode!

Anyway, in the end it was all four of the jurors and Vanessa hanging on to their ropes for the opportunity to call themselves HoH (or in the case of the jurors, just making it back into the house). And, as Jackie, Shelli, and Becky fell on their @sses and happily made their way out of the backyard, you can see just how all these folks were just happy to make it to jury and get to spend another month or so in vacation mode … Continue reading

August 31st, 2015 | 1 Comment | Posted in Uncategorized

Big Brother Recap – 8/28/15

This season is another one of those weird seasons where the only person I think deserves to win (Vanessa) is the same person I get mad at other people for NOT getting out! So, if they did get her out, in the end, I’d be pissed because someone who (I felt) didn’t deserve to win the game would win, but if they don’t get her out, I’m going to be mad that they’re idiots leaving her in the game, but then at least somewhat satisfied if she does win. Follow along with that? Anyone else feel the same way? I just don’t understand how nobody else sees how she’s most likely to be the biggest threat in the end, so why keep her in the house? Just put her @ss in jury and let her bitterly vote for whichever one of you losers deserves it the most.

Speaking of nobody aiming to get Vanessa out, we start the episode with the producers speaking through Austin’s mouth, telling us that he’s still considering backdooring her this … Continue reading

August 28th, 2015 | 4 Comments | Posted in Uncategorized

Big Brother Recap – 8/24/15

It seems that whenever we start Sunday’s episode without knowing who the HoH is, I forget that fact and get a little surprise nugget that there’s still HoH competition left to watch. The reason why I forget that is because I look up who wins HoH on Thursday night and know it the whole weekend and expect to just see the rundown up until the nomination ceremony on Sunday. But, we have to first see who wins HoH, even though I’m sure 75% or more of the people watching the episode already know…

Anyway, before we find out who wins, we get Austin telling us that Vanessa is the biggest target in the house but he’s not sure he wants to be the one to get her out and that someone else should do it. First off, we should just end the episode right there, because I’m pretty sure with the sh!tty foreshadowing that Big Brother does, this is exactly what’s going to happen, but we’ll have to wait to find out won’t we? Second, … Continue reading

August 24th, 2015 | 1 Comment | Posted in Uncategorized