Big Brother Recap – 7/10/15

King of the segue here again, as we move into Thursday’s live eviction show with Meg opening us up telling us that Da’vonne is full of kindness. While I don’t doubt that, I’ve started to lessen the amount of trust I have in the word of Meg after reading that she called Steve a douche. Little old dorky Steve, who mistakenly and nervously told Da’Vonne he loved her after only a few days in the house and never steering his way into controversy. All the while, Meg spends most of her time in the house with Jeff, who openly talks about wanting to bang every girl in the house, and even talks about tag-teaming some of the girls once they get into the jury house and the cameras are off them. Sure, Meg. You keep thinking innocent little Steve is a douche but consider Jeff a true gentlemen. And all this time I wonder why some girls end up with losers, but I guess I don’t need to anymore because people are so blind and quick to believe that the people they consider “friends” are the best people on the planet. Look, I’ll admit that even some of the friends I’ve had in my lifetime have been sh!tty people and I’ve still stuck beside them, but come on now, Steve is a douche but Jeff isn’t?!? I wish you well in choosing a husband, Meg. Let me know how that works out for you. All the more to show that looks matter so much in life and how you present yourself really doesn’t matter at all…

And why the hell is Shelli crying about getting Da’Vonne out of the house? Maybe it’s that time of the month for her. It has to be, because all the time she’s spent talking about how she needs her out of the house and I’d imagine the sh!t talk going on between her and Clay about Mama Day and why she’d be crying about her going home by her own doing is beyond me. Women. You can’t be alive without them. Sometimes that’s the best thing you can say about women…TOTALLY KIDDING. I love you all. I’m women’s biggest fan. Thanks for reading.

We finally get to see more of this Last Laugh BB Takeover phone twist. So far, this BB Takeover has been a failure, in my opinion. But then again, everything Big Brother adds to the show is a failure. They just won’t leave well enough alone and allow these people to just play the game, get on each other’s nerves, and then vote each other out. They have to come up with stupid reasons to let has-been celebrities on the show to promote the new stuff they’re doing so they can call the houseguests’ on some stupid payphone and someone can earn the right to negate 3 votes for the week. Cool.

They all sit around the phone booth (for what truly was about 15 minutes, because we all know Kathy Griffin is too busy to spend an entire day calling these jokers), and Da’Vonne ends up stealing Clay’s lucky number phone call (number 7 – his high school jersey number or so he says) and wins the Last Laugh. Woo-hoo! We all care. Let’s go celebrate. Maybe I’ll drink another beer tonight in honor of Da’Vonne winning because NOBODY saw that coming, right?!? When did it ever work out that the person nominated for eviction or someone they’re aligned with earn a special power in the house? Nice try, Big Brother. We’re onto you. Also, please stop with the stupid twists. They’re truly stupid and nobody cares about them. Because in the end, even if they did work and Mama Day was saved tonight, she’d still go home next week. It’s like when Kaysar was allowed to come back in the house or when Frank was saved from being evicted. Just end this charade. We’re all over it. Unless you want to introduce my twist where the HoH for the week still gets to participate in the following week’s HoH competition. Then, we’re cool.

Immediately, or so it seems, she starts campaigning to stay and OF COURSE everyone agrees to keep her in the house. Seriously, why do people even have game conversations in the house?!? None of it is true, so it’s almost pointless to do it. Just another reason why I know the game would make me so angry to play. Angry like an old man trying to send soup back in a deli. Angry like anyone watching True Detective season 2 and expecting it to be as good as the first season. You get the point…

After the Takeover twist ended, Clay is all sad that Da’vonne stole his phone call, like he owns the number seven or something. Surprisingly, Shelli is the voice of reason and tells him that seven is a popular number and there were probably a few people who wanted to take that call. For all you Shay lovers out there, this moment is brought to you by the letter O. The letter O as in Obviously, these two are never going to hook up. A woman who wants to hook up with a man who she hasn’t hooked up with before would NEVER correct him that way. Even though Clay has mentioned he likes to be the submissive type and likes a dominant woman, no woman likes a sissy boy like that and for a man to accept being treated like a sissy. I mean, we’re talking about the guy who was sad one morning when Shelli was freshening her breath because he told her the night before that he wanted to smell her morning breath. Who even says something like that, let alone WANTS to do that? I’m all for having a fetish, but morning breath?!? This guy here. Clay got treated like a sissy boy by Shelli right there (possibly the age difference shining through) and that tells you everything you need to know about the odds of those two ever hooking up. Shelli is fine cuddling with him and flirting, but Clay won’t ever get to see the tip of her icebergs. It’s over, buddy, sorry. You should have went for Meg or Liz.

As for the Twin Twist, Da’Vonne sniffed that one out. Either that or it’s something that production led her onto in a DR session. Maybe pushed her in a direction that would get her thinking about a certain someone’s change in body type. After studying the different pictures of Liz/Julia that have been posted online, I can see differences in their body that aren’t exactly subtle. Seriously, Liz has a big, thicker backside while Julia is more toned/skinny. Same goes for their thighs. Julia has what the kids call “thigh gap” while Liz’s definitely touch each other’s. There was a slight controversy going around on Twitter because Mama Day and the rest of the house were calling the one “Fat Liz.” I get what she meant by that being that the one of them was thicker than the other and to be funny they would just call the one “Fat Liz” since she had body parts that were bigger than her sister’s, but I guess I understand why people would see that as rude. Liz is most definitely NOT fat, so I didn’t think it was so offensive, but that’s how our society is these days. A joke can’t be a joke if it’s offensive anymore. It’s a wonder why you people still read this blog because I’m pretty certain I’ve been offensive a time or twenty!!

But anyway, I digress…Da’Vonne believes they’re twins and brings this up to Jason and some others in the house. For me, if I were her, I may have kept it to myself and tried to blackmail Liz/Julia for their vote, but at the same time with nothing to talk about all day, I can’t blame her for telling others. She did try and take advantage of the situation by approaching Julia about “the house thinking” she had a twin she was switching spots with every few days, but with her already telling everyone, it’s pointless to try and blackmail anyone. Of course, Julia tells her anything she wants to hear in the moment, but it’s most likely that Da’Vonne bringing this to her may work in the other way and make Jiz want to vote her out to hopefully stop the whole twin talk from running rampant.