Julie then asks the nominees to plead their case. Keith says “Porsche, you rock. Three things, have fun, don’t take things personal, and remember it’s only a game.” Words of a dead man walking who obviously burnt some bridges. Not exactly Ronnie talking, but you could tell he’s been told all week how he ran his mouth too much. Porsche thanks her family, the “superfans,” and hopes she can stay and pass around herpes to the rest of the houseguests.
Now, the votes: Dom votes for Porsche. Brendon votes for Keith. Jordan votes for Keith. Cassi votes for Porsche, and looks good doing so! Then, we cut to commercial, and return to Lawon voting for Porsche. Jeff then votes for Keith. Daniele first mentions that she does love her dad and then votes for Keith to leave. Adam votes for Porsche (guess Adam’s Angels is now defunct). But, then, the “surprise” of the night is when Kalia and Shelly both vote for Keith to leave, signaling a shift in power in the house over to the vets’ side with Keith being voted out and the vets team now having the votes to get out whoever they so choose with two of the newbies now on their side.
I’ll say this about Keith, at least he went out with class and in good spirits. He hugged everyone as he left, spoke to Julie with a smile, and even laughed about some of the remarks made about him in his goodbye messages. Julie asked him some questions, but who really cares, his answers weren’t anything we didn’t know already. But, kudos to the Chenbot for calling him out for being a dummy and throwing the Veto competition.
He goes on to admit that Porsche is hot and that he didn’t want to “fall” for her. In Porsche’s goodbye message, she wore a shirt dedicated to Keith that said “You can look but you can’t touch.” Let me digress about this. I think this is a stupid concept for girls to think. That’s because I’m perfectly fine looking. I don’t care about touching. In all honesty, guys, how much pleasure do you really get out of just touching boobs? Sure, it’s nice, but when we see strippers dancing topless, it’s not like we’re thinking, “Man, I’d really like to touch those.” Ok, well maybe we are, but still we’re just fine looking. So, girls, just know from now on that we’re fine if you just let us look. Thank you and keep the peeks coming our way! And, this has been a public service announcement from your friendly Big Brother blogger.
Last, we got the HOH Competition, aptly named “Big Brother Open.” It was a miniature golf styled event, where the houseguests needed to get it closest to the Hole in One spot on the course, and whichever houseguest did so would be crowned the new HOH.
Dom started it off with his ball landing in the 6 spot on the board. Adam missed with an 8. Cassi eliminated herself by hitting the ball into the water, but she looked good doing so! If I saw her on the golf course in her dress shirt and skirt, I’d hit my ball in the water, too. Hell, I hit my ball in the water, anyways, so what am I talking about? But, I probably would jump in the lake to retrieve her ball. Shelly went on to eliminate herself the same as Cassi. Lawon, with the worst form EVER (my 17 month old daughter holds a golf club better than he does) eliminates himself. Kalia ties Dom for the lead, but it doesn’t last long when Jordan comes up and puts her ball in the 3 spot. Only Jeff and Brendon are left, so it’s obvious that the vets are going to win another HOH. Jeff and Brendon both eliminate themselves on purpose so that Jordan can have the HOH. Looks like my guess of Jeff and Jordan going home this week was incorrect.
But, my joy was then clouded with a little disappointment. I remember hearing some things about how Jeff wanted Cassi out of the game. Shelly is working with them, so I’m worried that they may do what they did this past week and nominate a duo with one of the people they’re working with on the block, so as to get rid of their partner and keep their ally around until the top 10 to continue working together. I don’t like where this is going one bit. Don’t do this to me, Big Brother.
Before the end of the show, Julie has some viewer questions for the houseguests and I’d like to meet these viewers. Who on this Earth wants to know how badly Shelly misses her daughter?!? First off, that question has the MOST obvious answer. Of course she misses her daughter a whole lot, so why bother even asking it? Seriously, someone really wanted to ask Shelly that question? You HAVE to be kidding me. Next, and lastly, someone wants to know who Adam’s favorite 90210 character is. He starts screaming “Donna Martin graduates, Donna Martin graduates…” I admit that scene from the old 90210 episodes was pretty damn funny, but the fact that Donna Martin was his favorite character makes him even more of a loser. No offense to Tori Spelling, but you were everyone’s least favorite character. Maybe your character became more likable in the college years of the show, but you were already deep in the hole at that point. Sorry.
Big Brother Voice comes on to let us know that the show is over and asks us about who Jordan will nominate.
So, who do you think she will nominate? I’m going with Adam and Dom at this point, because the vets do want to split up Cassi and Dom, but would definitely be smart to try and get Dom out before Cassi. They may still think that Adam is working with them since they thought Shelly might still vote for Keith and they had to figure out who the other two votes were. So, they might go that route. I’ll just have to hope Adam or Dom don’t win veto then and take themselves off for Cassi and Shelly to go up!
Scott