After Adam, Daniele talks to Porsche, who is wearing something I’d love to see Cassi in (yes, I said it). I’ve never seen a swimsuit with a hood before and I’m immediately intrigued. I’m intrigued because I actually find Porsche attractive in it. I think it’s because it covers up half her head/face. I think it just has to do with I’m not a blondes type of guy. That’s not to say I don’t find blondes attractive, but I just think most all girls who have blonde hair would be prettier with different colored hair. And, then I’m going to contradict myself later in this blog. You’ll see.
Anyways, Rachel ends up walking in the HOH room where Daniele and Porsche are talking, strictly to prove a point that she’s a victim again of having her heart ripped out of her chest. Porsche is pulling the ultimate backstabbing action on Rachel by talking to her sworn, sword enemy. Rachel stays for a minute or so and then sulks her way out the door, hoping that Porsche follows after her the way Brendon always would to console her so that she always gets her way. I sure hope that’s not what actually happened. But, look, Rachel, it’s Big Brother. People are going to talk to each other. Porsche didn’t come in this house so that she could make a lifelong friend. She came to try and win $500,000 and in order to do that, you have to talk to people. You have to play the game and see what people in power are doing. You’d understand this if you understood strategy and didn’t only want to play the game on a personal level. This game isn’t called Rachel’s Life on CBS. Oh crap, I just gave her the name for her reality TV show she’s definitely trying to get.
Next was one of my favorite scenes from the show when Rachel throws a hissy fit after Porsche tells her she needs to stop being so sad because it’s making everyone uncomfortable. Brendon is there (of course he is…where else would he be) and makes a comment to Porsche as if he’s about to come to her defense if she says anything else and that’s when Rachel snaps off, starts walking away and talking about how she doesn’t care anymore and that they should just evict her or maybe she’ll “self-evict” herself. Rachel, you don’t have to self-evict yourself, we have this wonderful concept that’s called “leaving.” Do that. But, this girl is just so wacked out on attention. It’s her drug of choice. And, Brendon is the absolute worst person for her because he gives her that attention that she’s looking for. And, I don’t mean “good” attention. What Brendon needed to do is let her storm off, go inside, show Porsche his penis on webcam, and wait for Rachel to realize she’s being a two year old and come back in the house to make up with her Bukie. Seriously, he needs to man up and tell her that the way she is acting is pathetic and unattractive. I know that he says these things to her when he talks to her afterwards, but he needs to leave her alone and let her come to him before he says these things. Because, as soon as she goes off on one of her tirades, all she is looking for is him to approach her. It’s the most used “move” by children. They throw temper tantrums and do unruly things to get a rise out of you (the responsible person) just as a way to receive your attention. And, with Brendon, Rachel always succeeds in receiving that attention. It’s sad. I learned all about people like Rachel on my way to becoming a doctor (a Big Brother doctor is all I am now) and they are the easiest people to “cure,” because they already know what they are doing, they just need to be shown that.
You’ll have to excuse my synopsis on Rachel’s craziness. I think the comment of the night goes to Rachel with this one, “I’m not going to ever get a job.” No, you’ll be fine. You’ll be just like those Jersey Shore kids who get paid $30,000 to speak at college graduations and $20,000 to sit in the VIP section at nightclubs while everyone stands around you and snaps pictures with their iPhone. But, hey at least you won’t have to lick old men’s ears anymore to earn a $100 tip on a $15 Long Island. Don’t get me started on how much it bothers me that people like her and those Jersey Shore kids are rolling in the dough now all off of being idiots on TV.
I happen to believe that Evel Dick is reading my blog and completely agrees with me that Daniele is playing a terrible game right now. If you are reading, Dick, send me an email and we can talk this over. Man, seeing him just makes it all the more obvious that he would have destroyed these people in this game. He would have won with ease. He wouldn’t have even had to really “play the game,” because he would have had these people eating out of his hand and doing all the work for him. He would have just won an HOH here, a Veto here, cut a deal everywhere and been $500,000 richer once again. I hope that Big Brother brings him back next season to face off against Dr. Will, a la Survivor with Rob and Russell. If CBS decides to do this, all I ask is that for stealing my idea, you just put me in the house with them. Thanks and you’re welcome.
And here is where I contradict myself. After seeing all of that old footage of Daniele from her previous season, I happen to believe she was prettier as a blonde. I think she has a manly jawline and that is accentuated by her dark hair. But, hey, that still doesn’t take away from how good she looks in a bikini these days. I don’t remember how she looked in one as a blonde, but thumbs up for the dark-haired with the purple and pink bikini.
In Julie’s interview with Daniele, she says that she regrets the timing of her move to get Jeff out only because Dominic went home because of it. No, no, no, no Daniele, this is why you aren’t going to win Big Brother. You regret that because you lost your alliance with the vets AND you lost your side alliance with Dominic. You were sitting pretty and could have had the entire house on your side, pretty much, but instead you decided to try and make a move to get one of your allies out of the game about a month too early. The vets still didn’t have the numbers in the house, so trying to get rid of one of your allies at that point was ridiculously stupid. That is what you regret, not just the fact that Nick 2.0 went home.
I don’t think you uploaded the full blog.
agreed – only wednesday’s recap is up.
ps. i’d bring Dom back to join up with Daniele, should be good!
I so badly want to see Cassie back. I really dislike, ok hate, Rachel and knowing she got Cassie out of the house for no other reason then looks… (oh right I meant saying sbc he did not like Porsche) . I would love to see the look on Rachel’s face when Cassie comes back! Plus I love how Cassie put Brachel in their places before she left.
I love your commentary on BB, Scott!
I LOVED cassi but sorry man, I am definitely voting Dom back in over Cassi because of the following reasons: 1) The houseguest with the most votes has to battle the evicted houseguest in a comp and the winner gets to go back in the house. From what we’ve seen, Dom is the better competitor so you would be wasting your votes in Cassi because she isn’t going to win 🙂 2) Obviously the house is divided with JJ/Rachel against Dani/Kalia and the rest are useless floaters. Putting Dom back in means more drama because he would definitely align with Dani and it would make the game more interesting. If you put Cassi back in, she will run to Shelly (who is aligned with the vets, she would be another number and the vets would take out Dani and Kalia and the season would be boring. 3) Personally I am sick and tired of the vets running in the house. Even though Dani fucked up big time last week, I’m still rooting for her and out of all the evicted houseguests, Dom would be her biggest ally. 4) Umm he’s hot?? 🙂
Sorry to ramble, but honestly it depends on who you’re rooting for: If you’re a JJ fan, vote Cassi because she will most likely team up with them. If you’re rooting for Dani, vote Dom.
When Julie (who I cannot stand!) was talking to the house guests before the vote, she said that the only other time the veto holder was on the block and did not use it on themselves was in Season 8 when Dick used it on Danielle. But back in Season 3 (my favorite season), Marcellas used the veto on Amy when they were both on the block. I don’t know if that was Julie or some writer, but do about 5 seconds of research next time.
I totally caught the whole thing with showing Brendon as a possible returning houseguest before he was even voted out yet! now i know if you watch the live feeds or read the spoilers it was pretty obvious that he was going to get evicted but seriously, we’ve been surprised before. I had the same thought–a little scripting going on. Would not be surprised if you see a return of Brendon (regardless of who America actually votes for) just for the dramatic aspect of him returning…I think if I see that I’ll know that there’s some scripting to this show. You already get a sense reading jokersupdates that the DR people totally manipulate the people and plant ideas in their heads to create more drama….