BIG BROTHER – 8/22/11

August 22nd, 2011 | 13 Comments | Posted in Big Brother 13

Porsche OBviously (did anyone else find it annoying how she pronounced the word ‘obviously.’ My wife did and she made sure I mentioned it in this blog) talked to Jeff about game play, you know because it’s only Day 49 in the house and that is typically when you want to approach everyone about how you are playing the game. Even Jeff told her to her face that she hasn’t talked to him once about the game and now she’s coming to him after he wins HOH. Jeff may not be the brightest, but even he can OBviously tell what you are doing. So obvi, Jeff.

We get the diary room talk from Jeff that he wants to backdoor Daniele, which scares me because that just means he’s not going to put her up. I think this will be a mistake on his part, because you know Big Brother is going to script Daniele or Kalia to win HOH next week since Adam and Jordan are useless and Rachel can’t win anything anymore since they already gave her what she wanted when she asked them to bring back Brendon back in the house instead of the actual winner of America’s Vote. Has the cast of Amazing Race been set yet, because I have a feeling these two are going to be on it the way CBS loves them. Anyways, I digress once again.

Porsche and Kalia get nominated. What I found most interesting is that Jordan’s key was second to last. I can only imagine if I did that to my wife. She would NOT have been pleased. She would have turned into Rachel and gave me the “I just took a shit” eyes and I’d be hearing about it as she was drowning me in the Jacuzzi later that night as punishment. I’m guessing those two talked about that beforehand, but we all knew she was going to be safe, just thought it was weird.

Jeff told us that he’s putting them up because he wants them to prove they deserve to be in the house and take themselves off the block. Come on, Jeff, we both know these two are worthless competitors and they aren’t going to win sh*t unless they face off against Shelly and she decides to tie her hands behind her back like she did when Kalia won HOH. He said it best when he said they’re both probably just going to go take a nap and he hopes they get Daniele out so they would be crying in the corner, not knowing what to do.

The Veto is on Wednesday, and then we have the Double Eviction night on Thursday. Should be an interesting week for Big Brother. Maybe they’ll surprise us and just have Double Evictions from here on out. Let’s just get this season wrapped up because these people are boring the hell out of me. I think I’m going to turn my house into the Big Brother house, get 14 people to come live in it for 60 days, hold competitions to vote people out, and air it all on Youtube for people to watch. The prize will be nothing, of course, but I guarantee the 14 homeless people I find will be more interesting than these fools.

Talk to you all later,

Scott

13 thoughts on “BIG BROTHER – 8/22/11

  1. I knew that EMT lady was named Maggie, I remember the stupidest things 🙂

    Also, I usually agree with everything you say…except I think Jeff was smart not putting up Daniele and BD her if he gets the chance instead because if she ends up winning the veto, he looks like he “went back” on their “deal,” and this gives her more reason to put him up if she won HOH the next week…even though she probably would anyway. This way, he can say “remember, I didn’t put you up.” I for once actually agree with the decisions going on in the house!

    I also wondered why he put Jordan’s key so far down the line….she’s so sweet she probably didn’t care, but I thought that was dumb!

  2. So it seemed like Jeff showed a little more affection toward Jordan this week. I caught him calling her “Love” a couple of times, and then they also aired him talking about how cute she looked in her humilitard. Maybe these two really are together.

  3. I think the whole key thing with Jordan was just Jeff having a little fun with everybody. I too noticed they showed Jeff and Jordan acting much more lovey-dovey this week, which makes me think CBS noticed how many people didn’t believe their act, so they told them to ramp it up a bit.

  4. If you watch Big Brother After Dark on Showtime 2, you’ll see Jeff and Jordan show a lot more affection towards one another. I think Jordan is somewhat uncomfortable sometimes being overly affectionate in front of the cameras and actually has told Jeff to tone it down in front of other people. She said she doesn’t want to look like Rachel and Brendan. (She said when they are all over each other, it seems disrespectful to the other people in the house)
    Also, I know you love you some Porsche…..she shimmied (not sure how to spell it…but she danced and shook her boobs) to the camera on Saturday night. 🙂
    I love your blog! These houseguest can be boring but I still find myself obsessed with watching them sometimes.

  5. **SPOILER** DON’T READ IF YOU DON’T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THE VETO COMPETITION AND NOMINEES.

    I found this on IMDB and thought you might find it interesting, since it backs up most of your series about how the show is run. “Monday morning (Bbt), the feeds went down and when they came back, Jeff had taken Porsche off the block and put Daniele up, despite him making a few comments over the weekend (before production could cut away) that he was being pressured in the Diary Room to keep Daniele.”

  6. Jacklyn, either way he went, it was fine. I think he would have shown some power tactics by putting her up right away instead of just toying with the backdoor model.

    As for the more affection shown, I still don’t buy it. Has anyone actually seen them kiss at all? No way a couple together for as long as they have been together don’t even kiss while stuck in the same house together for almost 2 months now. He doesn’t even touch her and they sit too far apart when they are near each other. Even when my wife is on my last nerve, I can’t help myself but to be close to her when she’s nearby on a couch…

    And, ‘saizd’ I actually don’t like Porsche at all. I don’t think she’s pretty in the slightest. She does have a killer body, though, so I might have paid attention to that “shimmy” from the neck down!! 🙂

  7. When Jordan gave up her 24 hour solitary with a family call to Shelley, she said that she could get by not talking to her family because she had Jeff there. I thought that statement was pretty telling that they were in a relationship of some sorts. Just because they don’t show pda’s doesn’t mean they aren’t in a relationship. In fact, I admire them for not being all over each other like Brenchel.

  8. Your Youtube show sounds terrific. I would wath it! I must say I didn’t start watchig this season until they brought Brenden back. I am completely Team Jeff and Jordon although they are two very dumb people. Jeff said it best on The Amazing Race “We really shouldn’t reproduce”. But a Youtube show of the homeless people would be quite fun to watch as those people will actually have personalitlies and not in it for the fame.

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