BIG BROTHER – 8/26/11

August 26th, 2011 | 19 Comments | Posted in Big Brother 13

Anyways, Jeff wins with ease and both Porsche and Kalia dream up the thought of making a deal with him to somehow save their asses. Let’s hope Jeff does the smart thing and takes Porsche off the block and puts Daniele up in her place. It’s the right thing to do (unless Production has a say-so).

Porsche’s attempt at talking to Jeff was pointless. She keeps proving herself a savvy mastermind. She didn’t even offer anything to Jeff and made him ask what she might be willing to offer. And, even then, she said I don’t know and he had to say whether or not they could have a 1-week deal and she just nodded along and said “Sure, that’s a great idea, watch me heat the back of my neck. Do you know how I strained it? I’ll tell you that it has something to do with bobbing up and down too much.” Ok, so maybe it didn’t quite go like that, but at least in my scenario she spoke actual words.

Kalia’s attempt wasn’t much cleaner. She just spoke in circles, never really offering up anything of interest to Jeff, either. No deal for next week or beyond, just basically talking about how she likes Jordan and how she’s hoping to become an actress and that’s why she moved to LA out of the blue this past year and just so ended up on Big Brother the following month.

Daniele talks to Jeff and has the nerve to tell him what to do. She wants him to keep Kalia this week and she’ll offer him a Final 4 or Final 3 deal in exchange. I think you should just be happy with him not backdooring you and just accept the fact that one of your alliance members is going home, most likely your most trusted, Kalia. I understand you have to try and work your way further in the game, but you don’t go around doing that by telling the HOH what he should do. Just roll with the punches and adjust as things happen.

As I already knew, Jeff uses the Veto to take down Porsche and replace her with Daniele, who utters “Let the good times roll” as she’s walking to the seat. Is it just me or does that quote not make sense in this situation? I feel like there was another time where she said something that didn’t make much sense, so she may be a little off on her quotes and when to use them. I think the more appropriate response would have been, “Let the games begin” or “I’m Gonna Git You, Sucka.” (that’s a movie, if you didn’t know – and if you didn’t, go see it). Or, how about an old-fashioned, “F*ck you, a**hole.” Maybe I’m just being delusional here.

Anyways, I will say that I loved Jeff’s speech to her about how he wanted her to have a different answer when Julie Chen asked her if she regretted trying to backdoor him. Why would she even tell him that she said that to Julie Chen? And, some of you readers are actually defending her game play? She told her biggest threat/competitor in the house that she didn’t regret trying to get rid of him. Look, we all know you don’t regret trying to make a big move in the game (that’s just how you win), but one thing you do do is lie to that person when they ask you if you regret trying to do it! Jesus, I feel like my brain hurts trying to justify the fact that these people are seen as smart players.

And, let me just end by saying (since you won’t be reading this until after the Live show) if Rachel and Shelly do decide to listen to Production and vote out Kalia instead of Daniele, a big f*ck you goes out to CBS. I understand you are trying to drum up drama in the house and make the show more interesting, but let’s just cut the losses now. This season sucks whether or not Daniele stays in the game or not. It’s not even like she’s all that interesting to watch. She’s just like Kalia and Porsche, sitting around, sunbathing, doing nothing all day, it’s just that she performs better in competitions and would give Jeff a harder go in regards to winning Big Brother. All I know is that if Daniele stays in the house, Jeff loses. He won’t win Big Brother, because we all know they’re just going to hand her HOH with the double eviction and Jeff will go on the block and maybe they’ll try and throw the Veto to him to keep things interesting, but I don’t think that will work and he’ll end up being voted out because everyone else (including stupid, trader Shelly) will vote him out since he’s a bigger threat than Rachel. Whatever though, I don’t care anymore. Let’s just get this season over with and move on to casting for next season already. I hear a lot of below average actors in Hollywood are looking for cheap work.

19 thoughts on “BIG BROTHER – 8/26/11

  1. I do not want to watch this stupid show anymore.

    One) Shelley is an idiot. Okay, so would she have won in Final 3 with J/J? No. But would she have won against Dani? No. So, you’re an idiot. I realy hope J/J don’t forget this and stop being her friend. Yeah, it’s just a game, but this girl is RUDE and backstabbing. Jordan, don’t forget you gave up a phone call for her and this is how she repays you.

    2) I can’t believe who won HOH this time. *SPOILER ALERT* Porsche?!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? What the hell Jordan, Rachel, or even loser Adam??? Great, you’re right…Congrats Kalia on winning BB while never making your own decisions. I swear to God, I hate these people.

    3) And if production is having a say, next time, keep Jeff because now America is pissed. 🙂 That is all.

  2. Oh, and another thing, you know this season sucks when I was actually rooting for Rachel (obviously, Jordan too) more than any of these losers.

    And on a sidenote, my favorite part of the past two days other than Dani going home was whe Jeff did a “Zing” on her and said something about how she always says “AWK WARD” and for the life of me, can’t remember the other word. Help me out!

  3. I hate CBS!! When Jeff got voted off last night I went into a serious depression. The thing that I laid awake about was that Jordan is so nice that she will probably forgive Shelly by next week.

    What I would like to see is Jordan making her suffer and cry evey day until she leaves.

    Or

    Shelly goes to the end and then J/J give her a speach about showing her daughter that money is more important than integrity. But, Im sure nothing will happen. Kalia will win and somehow or another Danielle will be so proud of herself.

    Oh, I hate that I am addicted to reality tv. It is so frustrating

  4. Mischievous can be pronounced both ways,I think pronoucing it the way Jordan does is a southern thing.
    Im glad Big Jeff is gone, because anyone that talks in 3rd person should not be allowed to win 500,000 dollars, at least if Kalia wins she can fix her saggy boobs.

  5. I’m seriously PISSED at Shelly, I didnt mind her much, until LAst night!!!!! WTF!!!! I cant even deal with this damn show anymore, All i wanted was for Jeff to wipe the house out and win with Jordan…. I mean yeah she has already won in the past, But Out of ALLL the people in the house, JEff n Jordon were just my faves,,, Now I feel like there is just no chance at all….

    If I had to write a Blog I would have said EXACTLY everything you have said here. I think most of us who watch BB are mostly on the same boat right now~ GODDD!!!!! Fix this messs CBS ,,,,

    I seriously Do not like Kalia, she is just annoying and tries Wayyyyyyy to hard to get people to like her (Danielle) and the crying i mean seriously??? SOME SEX would help you release some of those emotions and maybe even help you make better decisions….
    Porche: I dont care for , she is just like a no one to me

    Shelly: Seriously dissapointed
    Rachel: you’re so annoying is all, & I dont want you to win, ( I don’t think anyone does_)
    Jordan : I Love you, you are so sweet, n hey u already won on BB so its not that bad if you dont win financially,,Ill be dissapointed if you dont win just because I dont like any one else in the house besides adam n you now
    Adam: If Jordan gets kicked out , you NEED to win this game cuz up against shelly, porch,e and Kalia, yOu are the next person I want winning,,,

    GO Jordan Or ADAM!!!

  6. Scott,
    Yes, I’m a somber mood too. 🙁 This is my first season watching Big Brother, and I enjoyed watching this show sooo much, up until yesterday. Of course i’ll still watch though. As you also mentioned, and same goes for me, the one person that I liked/loved, and wanted to win, is the one that got voted out by the wraths of Kalia & Shelly. That is Jeff. Jeff was the only smart one that had all the strategic thoughts, played well, and only made the decision to backdoor Dani to protect himself and Jordan. Porsche hasn’t done anything until last night. Even with Dani gone, she’s still her puppet. “This is what Dani would’ve wanted” took the cake! This is your game now Porsche!! You should’ve went with what’s right for YOU, not Dani. Kalia just bothers me. Adam is a decent player because he hasn’t lied, betrayed, changed alliances, never said anything bad about anyone. Maybe that is his game play! Scott, it’s okay if you’re not funny in your upcoming blogs. How can you be with these boring losers left that includes Shelly, Kalia, and Porsche? Sadly, with the way things are going (I’m hearing spoilers), it doesn’t look like the BB gods are on our side.
    Anyway, in response to the comments above, Jordan did argue with Shelly about her vote. Rightly so. It’s aired on youtube, because apparently abc didn’t want to air it with Shelly’s daughter watching. Here’s the clip: (if the link doesn’t work, just search Shelly & Jordan fight).
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzBGIFHa5bk

  7. I’ve really enjoyed your blog, but unlike you, it’s not my job to keep watching, so I won’t be now that there is absolutely nothing interesting left about the show. I may check back in with your blogs just to see how boring the show becomes, though.

  8. Now I know how you felt when Cassi left. My heart is broken. Bye Big Jeff. 🙁
    And I LOVED that video of Jordan yelling at Shelley. Good for her. She needs to stay fired up. Is it bad for me to want Rachel to win now? It has nothing to with liking her, but she has remained loyal to J/J (even if she had other ideas sometimes). I dislike Kalia so very much. She thinks she is amazing and she sucks. And since Adam really CANT win ANY competition, I would be pissed to see him win. And Jeff giving him the veto does not count.

    I can’t wait until next year…

  9. Anybody out there knows the play by play on the blow up between Shelly and Jeff that Julie Chen made a brief mention of last nite? (Or did I miss in Scott’s blog post?)

    I’m glad that Jeff is out of the house. He was too domineering for this league of players. They ought to bring back the big gamers from all seasons and let them battle it out. The house was too imbalanced with the well-experienced veterans vs. newbies. It should have been all newbies or all veterans. Whoever at CBS came up with this lame experiment ought to be FIRED!

  10. G K
    Thanks so much for the you tube link 🙂 I am embarrassed at how obsessed with this show I have been! I cannot stand Rachel but the way she seemed to try to protect Jordan from backstabbing Biotch Shelley made me respect her just a touch. I really hope they (Jordan, Rachel or Adam) win!! I just won’t be happy if the others win!! 🙁

  11. Saizd,
    You’re welcome!
    Also, I never thought I’d like this show. 1 hour before this season premiere, I decided that i’ll watch Big Brother for the first time. NOW, I can agree with you that I’m also embarrassed at how obsessed I am with this show! You’re not alone! haha!
    I gained respect for Rachel when I started watching BB After Dark here and there. From what I always see, she’s a good person, and always seems to be in a good/playful mood.
    Team Jordan, Rachel, and Adam!! (although Adam might switch alliances now, I don’t know).

  12. Julie Chen reminded me of my high school teacher: Sit down!…Silence please!!… I need an answer now!!…haha

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