Thursday night’s episode started off with such great promise and then it turned into me seriously contemplating not watching the show anymore. I can barely even muster the strength to write this blog, but I have a job to do and I’ll do it to the best of my abilities, even if I’m in no mood to be funny at the moment. Something you should know about me is that I don’t take losing very well. I should say I don’t take it well AT ALL. It’s bad to the point where when my “favorite” on reality TV shows loses, I get all worked up and take it to the level where I seriously don’t want to even talk to anyone. Not even my wife. If you’re reading (and I know you are), it doesn’t help when you say things like “So what, he gets voted out, we knew he wasn’t going to win.” Just coals on a hot fire keeping it burning. It’s best if you just go ahead and strip and do a little dance for me…that MIGHT work, but I still think you’ll be surprised that I’m not even in the mood for that. Anyways, on to my attempt at humoring this piss poor show with my words.
Julie starts off the show by saying “Help can be found in the most unlikely of places.” Yeah, Production.
She tells us that Daniele is scrambling, yet she’s wearing a dress that cuts off right around quarter-way down her thigh, so I’m assuming she knows she’s not staying, but let’s go ahead and watch the “drama” of maybe she’ll get the votes to stay. In those clips, we see her talking to Shelly about how Rachel and Jordan are assured spots in the Final 2. I doubt this, mostly because those two have proven they aren’t going to win the rest of the HOH and Veto competitions, so eventually the “newbies” (who now outnumber the veterans by a longshot) will rejoin forces and knock out the remaining veteran women. Daniele makes the point that everyone hates Rachel and she’d be the obvious choice to take to the Final 2 based on how nobody would give her a vote. This is a good idea, but nobody is giving a vote to Porsche or Adam, either, so there are options other than Rachel. It’s just about 100% fact that neither Porsche or Adam are going to win any HOH competitions, so you might as well keep them around instead of Rachel, whose vagina may dry out long enough for her to win an HOH. Yes, I know that doesn’t make any sense, but I said it anyways.
Shelly discusses voting for Daniele to stay and going against Jeff and Jordan even though just about a week or two ago she was crying to those two about how she wasn’t going to do that. Hey Shelly, guess who you have turned into; Rachel. Yeah, everything you’ve said about her and how she lies and uses deceit to further herself in the game is ringing true about you. Congratulations on being a stand up person and teaching your daughter how manipulation and lies gets you further in life. Why don’t you write some f*cking sentences about that. And stop wearing those jeans with the rhinestones on the back pockets. You aren’t 14 years old and you are on Big Brother, not Jersey Shore. Get it right.
Another thing I don’t understand is how she keeps talking to Adam about how they won’t beat those two in the Final 2. She’s talking as if they have the option to vote one of them out. Does she not know she’s voting out either Daniele or Kalia? When Production is telling her what talking points to use when talking Adam and Rachel into keeping Daniele, they probably should have mentioned that neither Jeff or Jordan were on the block. Whatever, though, I’m done with Shelly. You won’t see me mention her in any of my blogs ever again. As of right…………….now!
Rachel is told that Jeff threw the Cornhole Veto competition. By Production. I might as well say it that way because I know it was them feeding these lines to said person. Rachel talks to Daniele to confirm this, which Daniele kinda sorta does. They don’t show it on the episode, but Rachel does ask Jeff about this and he denied it. But, for a while there, Rachel contemplated (big word to use when discussing Rachel using her brain to think) keeping Daniele because her and Jeff would always be at odds and would be gunning for each other, therefore furthering herself in the game.
I do not want to watch this stupid show anymore.
One) Shelley is an idiot. Okay, so would she have won in Final 3 with J/J? No. But would she have won against Dani? No. So, you’re an idiot. I realy hope J/J don’t forget this and stop being her friend. Yeah, it’s just a game, but this girl is RUDE and backstabbing. Jordan, don’t forget you gave up a phone call for her and this is how she repays you.
2) I can’t believe who won HOH this time. *SPOILER ALERT* Porsche?!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? What the hell Jordan, Rachel, or even loser Adam??? Great, you’re right…Congrats Kalia on winning BB while never making your own decisions. I swear to God, I hate these people.
3) And if production is having a say, next time, keep Jeff because now America is pissed. 🙂 That is all.
Oh, and another thing, you know this season sucks when I was actually rooting for Rachel (obviously, Jordan too) more than any of these losers.
And on a sidenote, my favorite part of the past two days other than Dani going home was whe Jeff did a “Zing” on her and said something about how she always says “AWK WARD” and for the life of me, can’t remember the other word. Help me out!
I hate CBS!! When Jeff got voted off last night I went into a serious depression. The thing that I laid awake about was that Jordan is so nice that she will probably forgive Shelly by next week.
What I would like to see is Jordan making her suffer and cry evey day until she leaves.
Or
Shelly goes to the end and then J/J give her a speach about showing her daughter that money is more important than integrity. But, Im sure nothing will happen. Kalia will win and somehow or another Danielle will be so proud of herself.
Oh, I hate that I am addicted to reality tv. It is so frustrating
The word was SHOCK ER….LAME.
Mischievous can be pronounced both ways,I think pronoucing it the way Jordan does is a southern thing.
Im glad Big Jeff is gone, because anyone that talks in 3rd person should not be allowed to win 500,000 dollars, at least if Kalia wins she can fix her saggy boobs.
I’m seriously PISSED at Shelly, I didnt mind her much, until LAst night!!!!! WTF!!!! I cant even deal with this damn show anymore, All i wanted was for Jeff to wipe the house out and win with Jordan…. I mean yeah she has already won in the past, But Out of ALLL the people in the house, JEff n Jordon were just my faves,,, Now I feel like there is just no chance at all….
If I had to write a Blog I would have said EXACTLY everything you have said here. I think most of us who watch BB are mostly on the same boat right now~ GODDD!!!!! Fix this messs CBS ,,,,
I seriously Do not like Kalia, she is just annoying and tries Wayyyyyyy to hard to get people to like her (Danielle) and the crying i mean seriously??? SOME SEX would help you release some of those emotions and maybe even help you make better decisions….
Porche: I dont care for , she is just like a no one to me
Shelly: Seriously dissapointed
Rachel: you’re so annoying is all, & I dont want you to win, ( I don’t think anyone does_)
Jordan : I Love you, you are so sweet, n hey u already won on BB so its not that bad if you dont win financially,,Ill be dissapointed if you dont win just because I dont like any one else in the house besides adam n you now
Adam: If Jordan gets kicked out , you NEED to win this game cuz up against shelly, porch,e and Kalia, yOu are the next person I want winning,,,
GO Jordan Or ADAM!!!
Scott,
Yes, I’m a somber mood too. 🙁 This is my first season watching Big Brother, and I enjoyed watching this show sooo much, up until yesterday. Of course i’ll still watch though. As you also mentioned, and same goes for me, the one person that I liked/loved, and wanted to win, is the one that got voted out by the wraths of Kalia & Shelly. That is Jeff. Jeff was the only smart one that had all the strategic thoughts, played well, and only made the decision to backdoor Dani to protect himself and Jordan. Porsche hasn’t done anything until last night. Even with Dani gone, she’s still her puppet. “This is what Dani would’ve wanted” took the cake! This is your game now Porsche!! You should’ve went with what’s right for YOU, not Dani. Kalia just bothers me. Adam is a decent player because he hasn’t lied, betrayed, changed alliances, never said anything bad about anyone. Maybe that is his game play! Scott, it’s okay if you’re not funny in your upcoming blogs. How can you be with these boring losers left that includes Shelly, Kalia, and Porsche? Sadly, with the way things are going (I’m hearing spoilers), it doesn’t look like the BB gods are on our side.
Anyway, in response to the comments above, Jordan did argue with Shelly about her vote. Rightly so. It’s aired on youtube, because apparently abc didn’t want to air it with Shelly’s daughter watching. Here’s the clip: (if the link doesn’t work, just search Shelly & Jordan fight).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzBGIFHa5bk
I’ve really enjoyed your blog, but unlike you, it’s not my job to keep watching, so I won’t be now that there is absolutely nothing interesting left about the show. I may check back in with your blogs just to see how boring the show becomes, though.
Now I know how you felt when Cassi left. My heart is broken. Bye Big Jeff. 🙁
And I LOVED that video of Jordan yelling at Shelley. Good for her. She needs to stay fired up. Is it bad for me to want Rachel to win now? It has nothing to with liking her, but she has remained loyal to J/J (even if she had other ideas sometimes). I dislike Kalia so very much. She thinks she is amazing and she sucks. And since Adam really CANT win ANY competition, I would be pissed to see him win. And Jeff giving him the veto does not count.
I can’t wait until next year…
Anybody out there knows the play by play on the blow up between Shelly and Jeff that Julie Chen made a brief mention of last nite? (Or did I miss in Scott’s blog post?)
I’m glad that Jeff is out of the house. He was too domineering for this league of players. They ought to bring back the big gamers from all seasons and let them battle it out. The house was too imbalanced with the well-experienced veterans vs. newbies. It should have been all newbies or all veterans. Whoever at CBS came up with this lame experiment ought to be FIRED!
G K
Thanks so much for the you tube link 🙂 I am embarrassed at how obsessed with this show I have been! I cannot stand Rachel but the way she seemed to try to protect Jordan from backstabbing Biotch Shelley made me respect her just a touch. I really hope they (Jordan, Rachel or Adam) win!! I just won’t be happy if the others win!! 🙁
Saizd,
You’re welcome!
Also, I never thought I’d like this show. 1 hour before this season premiere, I decided that i’ll watch Big Brother for the first time. NOW, I can agree with you that I’m also embarrassed at how obsessed I am with this show! You’re not alone! haha!
I gained respect for Rachel when I started watching BB After Dark here and there. From what I always see, she’s a good person, and always seems to be in a good/playful mood.
Team Jordan, Rachel, and Adam!! (although Adam might switch alliances now, I don’t know).
Julie Chen reminded me of my high school teacher: Sit down!…Silence please!!… I need an answer now!!…haha
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