BIG BROTHER – 8/26/11

August 26th, 2011 | 19 Comments | Posted in Big Brother 13

Since tonight is a double eviction, the vote comes earlier than usual and the Heavens have parted and light has shined down upon the Big Brother house with the eviction of Daniele. I loved her exit interview. I will admit that I do enjoy Daniele. She’s grown on me. I just wish her and Jeff would have worked together. I blame Jordan for this one. I think if Jordan wasn’t in the house, her and Jeff would have teamed up. But, wishful thinking. I agree with Daniele that Adam sucks at this game, but no way is he the worst EVER. Maybe one of the worst, but not numero uno on that list. I won’t give him credit for being brilliant, but he’s actually playing the perfect game for THIS SEASON of Big Brother. With nobody “playing” the game, he is staying perfectly neutral, not crossing wires with people he is aligned with, or more importantly not aligned with, and is watching as all of his threats are being evicted, leaving him up against only 1 other person right now who “should” be given votes for winning Big Brother (unfortunately, that’s Kalia, who is the only one remaining who has won enough and made enough strategic plays to earn consideration with the jury members). In any other season, Adam would have been a floater who was kicked off early, but with all these losers coming on Big Brother to sleep and eat, he’s actually playing the perfect game. So, yes, Daniele I agree with you that he sucks at this game, but disagree that he’s the worst ever.

Did anyone else get a good laugh out of Kalia crying about “making a friend?” Must be tough out there for you, huh, girl? Can’t even make a friend in real life. Sh*t, maybe that’s because you cry in front of them when they tell you they want to be your friend. Listen, Daniele is NOT going to talk to you anymore after this season is over. She’s not even going to read your sorry ass blog. I hate to break it to you, but she used you and the only reason you two were friends in the house is because she has nobody else to talk to and I’m sure you hung on every single damn word she said like it would be if Kim Kardashian ever said anything to me. I’m dead serious. She could tell me to f*ck off and go die under a rock and I’d go find the nearest rock to wait by and die.

Then comes the worst part. I’ll keep the rest of this short and sweet because it’s late, I have to be up at 4:45 tomorrow morning to go to work, my internet connection has given out on me twice already, the only person I liked on this season just went home, my dog is barking for no apparent reason except that he’s looking to get murdered if he ends up waking up my daughter, and did I mention I don’t deal well with losing. Kalia wins HOH. Although, I really do believe she was wrong and Jordan was right. I need someone to prove me wrong about this, because I truly feel as if I remembered it correctly, and if I remember something with 100% assuredness, I remember it correctly. Hell, when they showed Kalia and Shelly talking in the kitchen, Kalia pretended to not remember what answer she put (probably because Production was in her ear telling her not to admit to it) and even didn’t know if she was right or not.

Anyways, Jeff and Rachel were nominated. See Jeff, this is why you nominate them right from the get go. This is the “sack” you were talking about nobody having. I’ll give it to Kalia for doing the right thing and making perfect nominations for her game, but I still hate her f*cking guts for doing it. It could have just been Adam and Rachel.

In the Veto competition, with Production showing how much they wanted Jeff gone, Jordan was the only one not competing. And, right away, when Jeff was going through his ball pit, I saw him throw his shoe out of the box. Who knows, maybe it’s all part of the ruse with CBS and he’s supposed to lose at this time and he was going along with it, making it look like an accident. I don’t know, though, seems like it would have been pretty easy to notice a big foam clown shoe going up in the air with a bunch of balls. And, why were you throwing your balls all over the place like that, anyways? Whatever, Porsche ends up winning and it’s at this point where had I been watching the show by myself, I would have thrown the remote at the TV and deleted the episode from my DVR without watching what actually happened.

Jeff went home after Shelly made her “power” move and voted Jeff out, leaving it a tie and up to Kalia, who then voted Jeff out because it’s what Daniele would wanted to have happen. Congratulations on winning $500,000, Kalia. Nobody else can right now. And, after writing what I just wrote, I can’t tell you how exciting my last few blogs are going to be. Especially if the final 3 consists of Kalia, Porsche, and Shelly. Or interchange Jordan with any of those three. Or Adam. Or even Rachel. How f*cking boring is the rest of this season going to be? I’ll do my best to liven up what actually happens on the shows, but I can’t even imagine having the desire to even watch, let alone write about these losers.

I hate the somber mood of the second half of this blog. At least you may have been entertained with the first half. Shocker.

I may kill myself,

Scott

19 thoughts on “BIG BROTHER – 8/26/11

  1. I do not want to watch this stupid show anymore.

    One) Shelley is an idiot. Okay, so would she have won in Final 3 with J/J? No. But would she have won against Dani? No. So, you’re an idiot. I realy hope J/J don’t forget this and stop being her friend. Yeah, it’s just a game, but this girl is RUDE and backstabbing. Jordan, don’t forget you gave up a phone call for her and this is how she repays you.

    2) I can’t believe who won HOH this time. *SPOILER ALERT* Porsche?!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? What the hell Jordan, Rachel, or even loser Adam??? Great, you’re right…Congrats Kalia on winning BB while never making your own decisions. I swear to God, I hate these people.

    3) And if production is having a say, next time, keep Jeff because now America is pissed. 🙂 That is all.

  2. Oh, and another thing, you know this season sucks when I was actually rooting for Rachel (obviously, Jordan too) more than any of these losers.

    And on a sidenote, my favorite part of the past two days other than Dani going home was whe Jeff did a “Zing” on her and said something about how she always says “AWK WARD” and for the life of me, can’t remember the other word. Help me out!

  3. I hate CBS!! When Jeff got voted off last night I went into a serious depression. The thing that I laid awake about was that Jordan is so nice that she will probably forgive Shelly by next week.

    What I would like to see is Jordan making her suffer and cry evey day until she leaves.

    Or

    Shelly goes to the end and then J/J give her a speach about showing her daughter that money is more important than integrity. But, Im sure nothing will happen. Kalia will win and somehow or another Danielle will be so proud of herself.

    Oh, I hate that I am addicted to reality tv. It is so frustrating

  4. Mischievous can be pronounced both ways,I think pronoucing it the way Jordan does is a southern thing.
    Im glad Big Jeff is gone, because anyone that talks in 3rd person should not be allowed to win 500,000 dollars, at least if Kalia wins she can fix her saggy boobs.

  5. I’m seriously PISSED at Shelly, I didnt mind her much, until LAst night!!!!! WTF!!!! I cant even deal with this damn show anymore, All i wanted was for Jeff to wipe the house out and win with Jordan…. I mean yeah she has already won in the past, But Out of ALLL the people in the house, JEff n Jordon were just my faves,,, Now I feel like there is just no chance at all….

    If I had to write a Blog I would have said EXACTLY everything you have said here. I think most of us who watch BB are mostly on the same boat right now~ GODDD!!!!! Fix this messs CBS ,,,,

    I seriously Do not like Kalia, she is just annoying and tries Wayyyyyyy to hard to get people to like her (Danielle) and the crying i mean seriously??? SOME SEX would help you release some of those emotions and maybe even help you make better decisions….
    Porche: I dont care for , she is just like a no one to me

    Shelly: Seriously dissapointed
    Rachel: you’re so annoying is all, & I dont want you to win, ( I don’t think anyone does_)
    Jordan : I Love you, you are so sweet, n hey u already won on BB so its not that bad if you dont win financially,,Ill be dissapointed if you dont win just because I dont like any one else in the house besides adam n you now
    Adam: If Jordan gets kicked out , you NEED to win this game cuz up against shelly, porch,e and Kalia, yOu are the next person I want winning,,,

    GO Jordan Or ADAM!!!

  6. Scott,
    Yes, I’m a somber mood too. 🙁 This is my first season watching Big Brother, and I enjoyed watching this show sooo much, up until yesterday. Of course i’ll still watch though. As you also mentioned, and same goes for me, the one person that I liked/loved, and wanted to win, is the one that got voted out by the wraths of Kalia & Shelly. That is Jeff. Jeff was the only smart one that had all the strategic thoughts, played well, and only made the decision to backdoor Dani to protect himself and Jordan. Porsche hasn’t done anything until last night. Even with Dani gone, she’s still her puppet. “This is what Dani would’ve wanted” took the cake! This is your game now Porsche!! You should’ve went with what’s right for YOU, not Dani. Kalia just bothers me. Adam is a decent player because he hasn’t lied, betrayed, changed alliances, never said anything bad about anyone. Maybe that is his game play! Scott, it’s okay if you’re not funny in your upcoming blogs. How can you be with these boring losers left that includes Shelly, Kalia, and Porsche? Sadly, with the way things are going (I’m hearing spoilers), it doesn’t look like the BB gods are on our side.
    Anyway, in response to the comments above, Jordan did argue with Shelly about her vote. Rightly so. It’s aired on youtube, because apparently abc didn’t want to air it with Shelly’s daughter watching. Here’s the clip: (if the link doesn’t work, just search Shelly & Jordan fight).
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzBGIFHa5bk

  7. I’ve really enjoyed your blog, but unlike you, it’s not my job to keep watching, so I won’t be now that there is absolutely nothing interesting left about the show. I may check back in with your blogs just to see how boring the show becomes, though.

  8. Now I know how you felt when Cassi left. My heart is broken. Bye Big Jeff. 🙁
    And I LOVED that video of Jordan yelling at Shelley. Good for her. She needs to stay fired up. Is it bad for me to want Rachel to win now? It has nothing to with liking her, but she has remained loyal to J/J (even if she had other ideas sometimes). I dislike Kalia so very much. She thinks she is amazing and she sucks. And since Adam really CANT win ANY competition, I would be pissed to see him win. And Jeff giving him the veto does not count.

    I can’t wait until next year…

  9. Anybody out there knows the play by play on the blow up between Shelly and Jeff that Julie Chen made a brief mention of last nite? (Or did I miss in Scott’s blog post?)

    I’m glad that Jeff is out of the house. He was too domineering for this league of players. They ought to bring back the big gamers from all seasons and let them battle it out. The house was too imbalanced with the well-experienced veterans vs. newbies. It should have been all newbies or all veterans. Whoever at CBS came up with this lame experiment ought to be FIRED!

  10. G K
    Thanks so much for the you tube link 🙂 I am embarrassed at how obsessed with this show I have been! I cannot stand Rachel but the way she seemed to try to protect Jordan from backstabbing Biotch Shelley made me respect her just a touch. I really hope they (Jordan, Rachel or Adam) win!! I just won’t be happy if the others win!! 🙁

  11. Saizd,
    You’re welcome!
    Also, I never thought I’d like this show. 1 hour before this season premiere, I decided that i’ll watch Big Brother for the first time. NOW, I can agree with you that I’m also embarrassed at how obsessed I am with this show! You’re not alone! haha!
    I gained respect for Rachel when I started watching BB After Dark here and there. From what I always see, she’s a good person, and always seems to be in a good/playful mood.
    Team Jordan, Rachel, and Adam!! (although Adam might switch alliances now, I don’t know).

  12. Julie Chen reminded me of my high school teacher: Sit down!…Silence please!!… I need an answer now!!…haha

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