BIG BROTHER – 8/29/11

August 29th, 2011 | 14 Comments | Posted in Big Brother 13

I did enjoy Kalia’s comment, though, “There’s no crying in Big Brother.” I don’t care what you say, she was being serious. And, this just adds to the reasons why I don’t like her. Enjoy your half a million dollars and go #chokeonmyblog. Actually, go choke on your blog!

In the HOH competition, Adam is first out. SHOCK-ERRRRR!!!

Oh, God help me with this fried chicken winged, skinny boned backwoods b*tch and her faces and being all excited with Porsche in the HOH competition. Have some class. You just joined their team and now you’re the biggest cheerleader for them? If I were Porsche, I would have put her on the block just for being excited about losing. And, after watching Porsche dominate that game, I think I have to quit this show for good. I feel like I’m one of those cheesy Hollywood movies where people switch bodies and become each other, and Porsche has become me (all of the sudden she can win sh*t and make good decisions) and I’ve become her and struggle for 2 hours to write a blog that should have taken me 25 minutes…I think Siskel & Ebert would have cut their thumbs off after watching this movie.

Here goes Adam again. Someone needs to tell him that he isn’t on any alliance. Nobody in that house even knows he’s there, let alone cares about what he thinks or wants to do, strategy-wise. He’s just coasting along and going where the power is for that week. Like I said, it’s a brilliant “strategy” for this season, but the fact that you suck at competitions worse than James Van Der Beek sucks at pretending to have a career.

Although Kalia’s comment was good, Rachel had the comment of the night, “I used to be so good at this game.” Haha, true and no. The worst part about this season is that it started off with me not wanting to even look at Rachel and now after having to put up with Kalia, Porsche, and the rest of this poor resemblance of a winning cast I have to say I prefer watching her cry over having to hear anything they have to say/do. I don’t even think I’d pay attention to Porsche walking around naked. I’m DEFINITELY not paying attention to Kalia walking around naked. I don’t need that on my conscience.

The episode ends with Porsche opening Pandora’s Box. I can’t blame her, I don’t know anybody that wouldn’t do it. You just have to. First off, I’m ALWAYS going to take money when there is no guarantee I will win anything else at the end of the show. Second, nobody else is going to blame you for doing it. Sure, they are all upset because her doing so unleashed Production’s way of making America happy (having the duo twist reactivated for only one week), but they all know they would have done it too once they realized they would have won money. But, this duo twist came at a good time, but at the same time, I don’t even really care. I don’t feel like Jordan or Rachel deserve to win this season, so it doesn’t really bother me if they get voted out. But, I do enjoy it so that it makes it more likely that (I’ll be nice and just call her) you-know-who is going home as long as either Rachel or Jordan win the veto. And, let’s be honest, we know Porsche is going to put up those two. She has no other choice. But, we will have to wait and find out on Wednesday’s episode.

Or, you can just read this final paragraph where I will tell you everything you need to know. If you do not want to know who she nominates, don’t read on. And, if you don’t want to know who wins veto, then don’t read on, either, because I’m going to let it all loose, 2-girls-1-cup style! Basically, how it goes down is that she nominates Rachel and Jordan and then the red-headed one goes and wins the veto, which by default makes them safe and puts Adam and rhinestone ass back on the block. Now, as of right now, I’m not sure how the votes are going to go. My best guess will be that Kalia will vote out Adam, but both Rachel and Jordan are going to vote out Louisiana Slim, just to make Jeff happy. And, also because Adam has proven himself worthless and is not a threat to win anything. So, yes, come back on Wednesday to watch who she nominates and who wins veto to see if I’m right and to see exactly how it plays out. I can’t wait to see the look on her face when she realizes she bit herself in her own flat ass and is getting voted out. Enjoy the jury house.

Go follow me on Twitter. I can’t say that I’ll be tweeting during the episodes, but it will be a good way to communicate with me and maybe learn a few insider information tidbits along the way since I’m sure my loyal readers will be all over sending me what is going on. ChokeOnMyBlog is where it’s at. And, yes, I realize that I come off like I’m 12 with that name. Maybe I’ll be “different” and change my name ever week or month.

Happy Birthday to me (and the late, greatest Michael Jackson),

Scott

14 thoughts on “BIG BROTHER – 8/29/11

  1. ****** SPOILER ALERT ******

    I’m kind of surprised you didn’t touch on what appears to be more blatant producer manipulation with the veto reults. Seems to me they have gone out of their way to keep either Rachel, Jeff or Jordan in the house as long as possible, and this duo thing reinforces the theory. Of course, it all hinged on porn star Porsche opening her box, err, I mean opening Pandora’s box.

    This is why this season has sucked so bad. The manipulation has been so obvious it has taken away from the show.

    Happy b-day.

  2. **SPOILER**

    Want more proof production is rigging it for Jordan and Rachel to stay in the house a little bit longer? Nominations happened BEFORE Pandora’s Box was opened. Before PB was opened, no matter who won the veto, either Jordan or Rachel would have been leaving. And suprise! Rachel wins veto, thus being able to take both her and Jordan off the block, AND they control who goes home this week.

    And don’t even get me started on the veto comp. It was geared for Rachel. You will laugh when you see it.

  3. I lied, sorry. Noms were in fact after PB was opened, but it really doesn’t matter. Seriously, veto comp. Hysterical. My bad for posting inaccurate things. Noms were about an hour or so after PB opened. I just got really excited.

  4. Happy Birthday my Love.

    Now on to Big Brother…I liked yesterday’s episode for one reason. I got to see Jeff again. But then it made me even more mad when I saw Shelley and just her whole demeanor. I really dislike her now. A whole bunch.

    And I will be the first to admit that I think production did not want J/R to leave the house and that was why Pandora’s Box happened…BUT I love it. And I am glad.
    Now I can’t wait for either Wed/Thurs when they show Jeff and Dani arrive at the jury house…

    Great blog and way to jump on the Twitter bandwagon. It is not all it is cracked up to be.

  5. Happy birthday!!

    I hate Shelley so much. Did you hear her family is getting death threats? I believe Jeff’s brother posted it on his twitter to stop being ridiculous…which of course death threats are insane! But I still dislike her…because like you said, she was never going to win this game. So, she should have just stuck to her alliance and looked like a good person instead of coming off the way she is now..

    I am also sick of Adam. Pick a side dude. Just do something…I realize he doesn’t need to win comps because he just makes it through week after week, but it’s so annoying.

    The fight between Shelley and Jordan was the best thing I saw this season (after Dani being voted out).

    I can’t wait to see Jeff in the jury house!!!

  6. ****** SPOILER ALERT ******

    Rachel used the VETO. Now Shelly and Adam are on the block (of course).

    My secret wish: They vote out Shelly on Thursday.

  7. Omg. LOve the spoiler news!!! Wanted to slit my wrists when Porshe won!!!!! Yeahhhhhhhh!!!! I don’t care if production did this on purpose!! It’s their fault for the whole thing anyway.

  8. Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear Scott, Happy Birthday to you!! Enjoy your day!!

    I am unhappy with this summer of BB! My husband almost went “crazy” when Jeff was voted off. I explained that Jeff/Jordan needed to be seperated in order for anyone else to win, but he couldn’t figure out why I would want anyone else to win. Good Point! (Of course, I wouldn’t admit that to him)

    I am glad they will both be in the house again. And can Adam please go already!!!

  9. Super Birthday wishes to you!!! I wish you a very nice 30th!

    On to other matters….I am addicted to this blog of yours. You actually say most of the same things I am thinking. Wow. I totally hate Shelley and her making excuses for her behavior. She keeps saying over and over how she HAD to do it for her family. But what about pretending to be friendly with Jeff, Jordan and Adam and flat-out lying to her faces??? “I didn’t stab anyone in the back, that was just game play.” When Jeff confronted her she said Adam was with her (totally trying to throw him under the bus)….an absolute lie! He told her he was unsure what to do and he thought their best bet was staying with Jeff and Jordan. What kind of game play is that?? I don’t think she’s watched BB before. Terrible player and I hope she leaves this week! Did I mention how much I HATE her??

  10. Anyone else think the HOH comp was pretty much geared for the worst person to win? By the time Porsche had to go against Jordan she had practiced like four times and probably knew the best way to use the thing. It really didn’t make sense to me how that was supposed to be a good competition.

  11. i totally agree, they wanted to keep the vets in. i’m not surprised because on a couple of the big brother fan sites people were going crazy saying they weren’t going to watch anymore once the vets all leave—after jeff got screwed over by shelly that was pretty much the sentiment. i’m sure they were worried the show would not do as well, especially as this part of the season tends to get boring in there anyway. unfortunately, everyone left are pretty boring and you almost want rachel around for some drama.

    that being said, i don’t think it was this site but another one had a bunch of people saying that the Veto was so fixed because the competition was clearly geared for rachel to win. So I’m expecting a Vegas quiz or something. I just don’t think I agree that Rachel would have some advantage in trying to hang onto that dummy over the others. Maybe because Brendon’s face was on it? Thoughts? anyone think the Veto was geared toward rachel winning? I just don’t see it. The Pandora’s Box thing–clearly to keep the vets…but the Veto itself…not to me.

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