Kalia makes her pathetic attempt at cracking down a deal with Rachel to go to the Final 3 with her and Jordan. Or, at least to get the four girls through to the next week. I always like how when people make deals, they always include the members of their alliance in them, like it’s a way to entice the HOH to take your deal. Like when Kalia was saying all the things about the final four being the four girls. Just concentrate on you getting to the next week, don’t basically tell Rachel that she needs to keep your main alliance member in the house, as well. People aren’t appreciative of being told what to do, and when you’re playing Big Brother and you’re down to five players, and you don’t win HOH, you should just be trying to save your own ass. Don’t worry about Porsche at the moment. Just save yourself. Just a friendly tip from me to you, Kalia. I hope it helps. You can send me a thank you note in the mail if you like. You are welcome.
Of course, after Kalia’s attempt, we have to see how Porsche’s went. This girl is something else. Jordan once said that Rachel is the worst at talking to people, but I’m afraid she was wrong because Porsche is much much worse. I guess it’s because she’s not used to doing so much talking, if you get what I mean. If you don’t, then just assume I meant something sexual that doesn’t include the girl having to speak much. Anyways, enough of that, the gem of the day from Porsche was her Einsteinian comment, “If you take me to Final three, I’ll take you.” Uh, wait, if Rachel is taking you to final three, doesn’t that then mean you are in the final three and you don’t really get to take anybody? I know what you may have been trying to say, but it came out completely wrong. If someone is taking you somewhere, you’re already going and that person taking you there means they are already going in the first place and don’t need you to take them. I think I’m more confused by you being confused, Porsche. Just keep up the good work you do outside of Big Brother. I may come visit your club one of these days and see how good your service is.
Nice leather shorts, Rachel. I think the Chrissy Snow (a la Three’s Company) look went out of style even while she was rocking it back in the 1970s. The leathered one was enticed with a Pandora’s Box of her own that involved a shopping spree with Tori Spelling. Anyone watching the live feeds may know, but Rachel actually said no at first and since Big Brother didn’t want to pay Tori Spelling her appearance fee for nothing, they ended up showing Rachel who the “celebrity” was after she had already said no to opening the Pandora’s Box. So, just another way the production team finagles their own desires unto the house. Nobody really cares about seeing Tori Spelling, so it wouldn’t have been the end of the world if she had said no and we didn’t see her for all of the 3 minutes we did see her for. Nobody cares about Adam and his crush on another man. Wait, that was mean, she’s not that ugly. I apologize. I have been told never to say anything mean about a pregnant woman, so I take that last statement back. Still, though, she didn’t need to be on the show.
And, since the rest of the house got something “good” in their 3 minute shopping spree which ended up with some people walking away with 2 hats and 3 shirts (seriously, why were people even looking…I would have just been throwing everything around me over my head and we all could have went through it later and shared with each other what we all wanted…again, though, these people are idiots), Rachel had to spend that same amount of time with “Mr. Pectacular,” Jessie, from past Big Brother seasons. Big Brother must really like this guy to keep bringing him back like this. And, I will say that this guy has grown on me, as well. Sure, he’s a narcissistic prick, but it’s the kind of shameless promotion that I can get behind. I do see that he is somewhat serious about the things he says, but still has enough humor behind it, knowing that he’s being made fun of for what he’s doing and not caring. Good for him. Go with what works, and if he can keep getting himself invited back to Big Brother, why not continue on with it?
Oh Donna Martin! 🙂
I can’t wait to see Kalia be evicted. I am over her crying and whining. You lost the HOH, that is why you’re going home. I know I’d be crying too if I knew my game was over, but it’s her fault she can’t win anything that doesn’t have to do with questions.
Rachel is going to win this game unless Porsche wins HOH next and Rachel doesn’t win the veto and gets sent home. So congrats girl. No one comes between you and $500,000.
Hey Steve!
Thanks for another GREAT, well-written blog. Very insightful and fun to read!! I’m hoping that Kalia gets evicted. I don’t know if you’ve ever seen Big Brother After Dark, when she’d use color game pieces to map out scenarios of what could happen if this happens, and that happens, and this person won a competition, & who could get voted out…..well, she never put herself in those scenarios – just everyone else around her – & I’m SO glad she’s finally sweating in her pants about the possibility of herself going home.
About your explanation of Jeff – people will always have differences of opinions and battle what the next person says. I for one, feel the same way as you – he was a fierce competitor who knew how to play the game, was serious about it, and developed high amounts of perceptions of not only what HE is thinking, but what OTHERS maybe thinking about the same exact happening/scenario. I know what I’m thinking is valid, so I hope that last statement makes sense.
I’m very much team Rachel right now! She has proven herself and is so different that who she was at the beginning of the season. Go Rachel!! She comes as a package deal with Jordan & Adam — I wouldn’t be mad to see them win too though. Jordan already played & won, but this time I feel like she’d be winning for Jeff as well, not just for herself (which is fine with me). Adam has been so loyal to his alliance, never says/does anything to backstab, and even lost weight to be on this show, so him winning would be fine with me also.
Scott, I’m so enjoying your recaps and opinions about Big Brother. (Excuse my posting-name; I’m a fan of Reality Steve & registered before you came on board.)
I don’t understand why people are suddenly “Team Rachel.” I honestly can’t stand that screeching harridan. I swear that girl is bipolar – she’s all kinds of sobbing and hysterical when things don’t go her way, then psycho-happy isn’t-the-world-wonderful-and-just-and-perfect when they do.
If she wins, I can’t bear having to watch her throw herself at Brendon and wrapping her legs around him (again). Jeeeeebus, girl, can’t you wait until you get a room?
I wish the producers would have at least made an effort to *try* to make it look like this season is legit, but seriously …
… Brendan being voted back into the house by viewers? No way. Diary room monologues during the competitions? Laughable. Rachel winning every critical competition that would keep her in the house? Like hell (& I don’t care how often Rachel crows about how “in shape” she is “pre-wedding”).
I *was* rooting for Jordan, but only because I can’t stand Rachel and none of the others were actual competitors; but she seemed to give up as soon as Jeff left the house.
Kalia and Porsche have (metaphorically – literally, in Kalia’s case) slept through the entire competition and don’t deserve to win.
So I’m leaning toward Adam … such a goofy Casper Milquetoast character, totally ineffective in every single competition and infatuated with possibly the homeliest TV actress ever, but at least willing to discuss honest compromise with the “vets.” Sometimes, it’s kinda nice when the perpetual “loser” actually wins.
Despite my belief that this whole season is fixed, I’ll watch it to the end; but what I’ll most enjoy about it is Scott’s blog.
Cheers to all.
Scott, loved the blog as usual! I actually thought the whole Pandora’s Box this week was hilarious! I think Rachel met her match with Jesse seeing how they both love themselves so much. I also enjoyed the reaction from Adam when he met his all-time favorite star! His expressions were too much and come on dude, why were you giving her high-fives all day. She is famous and deserves more respect than that. Just goes to show you how childish Adam is.
I am all the way on Team Jordan now. I agree that Jeff and Danielle were the best “game players” but I am pleading with everyone that Rachel DOES NOT WIN!!!! She may be competitive but annoying all the same. Thanks again for the blog and insight!
Hi Scott, enjoying your blog very much I will follow you on twitter. I can’t believe how everyone say’s weak players should go home. If I was in a position to win 500k I would get rid of every strong player and then mop the floors with the weak.Show me the money!!Cha Ching!
That is utter bs about Shelly not having played the game. I guess you havent watched feeds much. She has manipulated everyone clearly and talked kalia into not voting rachel out and putting up someone against rachel that will let her stay.
That hammock convo between kalia and shelly is infamous in which shelly completely manipulated her. It was never shown on the show though.
Furthermore you are dead wrong about someone having to be ” in power” in order to be able to manipulate anyone. Tell me, has Dr Will won any competitions? Would you say he has not manipulated anyone? BB is a strategic and social game and you do not need to be able to win competitions or be in power in order to win it or in order to manipulate people.
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