Oh my dear God, I don’t know why CBS isn’t highlighting more of Ashley in the episodes. This chick is dumb as hell, but pure entertainment. Um, so I got an iPhone because of this dreamboard I made up, I was walking through Target and this salesman asked me if I wanted to trade in my Droid for an iPhone, and I told him my contract wasn’t up, but he said that was ok, and it was all because of this dreamboard. No, b*tch, that 18 year old kid was just doing his job. An iPhone isn’t something you put on a dreamboard, because anybody in the world can just walk into a store and get themselves an iPhone. Hell, go on eBay and buy yourself a used iPhone for cheaper than in the store. That’s not some big dream you’re supposed to have. But, I guess since you’re a modern day hippie chick, who happens to like rap music, you can be a bit more different and wish for things like iPhones and dog food for your dog you don’t have, and maybe the new Nas CD after it comes out. Or, maybe for that cute guy across the bar not to think you may be slightly retarded 20 seconds into your conversation. Now, THAT is a dream you should put on your board. Boogie hit it on the head with what should be on his board, and that is his three players in the Final Four, going up against her!
Even with all that going on, people still found it necessary to talk game with each other, and Shane went and told Frank that Wil was his main target this week. I am not sure I agree with Shane telling Frank this before the Coaches Challenge even happened and before his nominations could even be announced. I know he has a deal with Frank, and he wants to keep him close, but Frank is still on the “other side” of the house and I’m not so sure you should be sharing your wants and desires with him so early on in your HOH reign. If it were after the nominations, and you wanted to tell Frank who your target was, I could live with that, but there is no reason to share everything with him, because you know he’s going to tell Boogie, and he could end up telling someone who will end up telling Wil and then Janelle will know and things will just go downhill for you after that. Obviously, after the nominations, they will know the deal, but I still think it’s smarter to keep your true intentions on the down low for as long as you can when you’re the HOH.
Jenn came out as a lesbian to some of the houseguests. I’m not gay so I don’t know how difficult it is to tell people this, but I’d like to think in this day and age, it’s not as difficult as what some gay people assume. I think it (and don’t murder me for this speculation) is more self-consciousness more than anything else. I think they’re worried that some people are going to think one thing or think another thing, or say they’re ok with it but really not be. It’s one of those things like when you, let’s say, are going bald, as the person going bald, you assume that is the first thing people recognize about you, when in actuality nobody really cares. Sure, there are the folks out there who will be idiots and make asinine comments about your receding hairline, but for the most part, everyone looks past it and accepts you for the person you are, not as some bald guy. Or, if you’re like myself and you have a big nose, you assume that it’s the first thing people see when they look at you and you try and hide it as much as you can from everyone, and even though everyone in your life tells you that they don’t even notice it, you can’t believe it because you just assume they’re only telling you that to subdue your feelings. I’m not comparing having a big nose to being gay, but I do think my point is pure. I will leave this argument by saying I support gay marriage. If gay people want to endure being married, I say go for it. Enjoy the honeymoon.
After Danielle got over her fear of being pressured and hit on by lesbians, she went and made a final two deal with Shane and announced to America she wants to bone him during that Final week when it would only be her and him in the house. If you want it to happen, Danielle, just do it now. It’s not like they shut the cameras off during that final week, so what’s the difference?
Holy crap, that Coaches Challenge was THE FUNNIEST thing I’ve ever seen on Big Brother!! I would have to say that Janelle has a lot of experience with thrusting her hips, thighs, tongue, and vagina! That girl was in fully-on sex mode in that challenge! Also, if every woman in America wasn’t already turned off by Mike Boogie, they definitely are now after seeing his pelvic thrust movement. That area of his body should be shut down from here on out. I’m just glad he already has a child, because I’m not so sure he’ll be getting any for a while after this show is over. And, we learned Britney probably doesn’t climb on top of her husband all too often, after losing the first challenge that was perfectly designed for women to dominate. Or gay men, which I guess Dan and Boogie could be.
That last round was too much to take, as well. I almost feel like they should have made all the coaches compete in each round, and just totaled up the “reps” and taken the winner from that, just to watch Britney (and I guess Boogie) show off their tongue skills. And, what the hell was Dan doing in that final round? I realize keeping your mouth open and moving your tongue from side-to-side takes a lot out of you, but come on now? That’s the best you could do. I don’t buy the “short tongue” disease either, because I have a short tongue, myself, and I feel as if it wouldn’t be that difficult to get a good pace going. Obviously, there was no way I’m beating the Ball-Licking Queen herself, in Janelle, but there is no shame in coming in second in a competition that shows off your testicle licking skills. I’m ok losing that to a girl. Like I said, I am NOT gay. I think I need to say this more often in my blogs so people get that fact straight. Oh God, there’s that sight of Wil in his panties again! I will now think about my wife naked for the next 10 days straight! I feel like I need to make that the wallpaper on my work computer (my naked wife, not Wil’s crotchety-stuffed panties) and then tell her she needs to just be in the nude whenever we’re together. We’ll come up with something to tell the baby as to when she keeps asking “Why are you nakey, mommy?” “Uh, it’s ok sweetie, daddy just needs to prove he’s not gay, this will blow over, eventually.” If you aren’t already praying for me and the way my brain works, you should probably start now. I’m half-concerned myself.
Line of the night definitely goes to Ashley, with her “motorboating” comment about Janelle and that tongue switch! I would assume Ashley has never been motorboated, considering I don’t think using your tongue is all that involved in motoring that big-breasted boat, but I’ll still give it up to her on that one!! I definitely got a good chuckle out of that one.
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HA!! When Boogie asking Ashley about her dream board and he said the really far out of reach things are on top like having a husband and kids and things like an ipad are on the bottom…. priceless!! She didn’t even get that he was completely mocking her!! Do you think if the coaches get the option to play, one will stay behind so someone is still in the running for the coaches money? But really, everyone would be gunning for his/her player to get them out then! The whole idea is crazy to me…. CBS quit bringing old players back….. Thank god Rachel wasn’t a coach!
I think I’m going to root for Frank to win because every time they show him the theme song for The Greatest American Hero starts up in my mind, and I used to love that show back in the day.
Oops. I think I’ve posted “spoilers” before when commenting on what I’ve seen in the After Dark programming. My bad. I apologize & will stop doing that.
The coaches competition yesterday was so overtly sexual that it actually put me off. Didn’t find it funny at all – it just made me squirm.
In my opinion, Shane confirmed his doucheyness when he said in a diary room session that he’d be cozying up to Danielle now that Jo-Jo is out of the house. For that reason alone, I hope he doesn’t win.
@ cfolliot – The Greatest American Hero! Hahahahaha! OMG, give Frank’s hair a bit of a trim and that’s who you’ve got. That’s hilarious.
I think I’m beginning to warm up to Ian. He seems much less “creepy” than he appeared to be in the first couple of weeks. And I found it sweet that he was so touched by Boogie giving him $3,000 of the prize money he (Boogie) won in the coaches challenge. Ian just might be a Dark Horse.
Can’t wait until Joe’s out of the house (hopefully this week) just for some peace and quiet!
Finally, for the love of all that is decent in this world, I hope BB does NOT allow the coaches to join the main game! That would just ruin it for me.
Cheers, fellow BB-fans.
Strap yourself in, because those coaches are most definitely coming back in the game. CBS is going to give them no choice, seeing as how the ratings are tanking this season.
Also, I don’t have a problem if people are posting spoilers in these comments and on twitter or whatever, just put the words “Spoiler Alert” in your message. Yesterday, someone posted on facebook and the FIRST SENTENCE was the spoiler, as if they were talking about their friends coming over for dinner! 🙂 I don’t take issue with people doing that, but it was just funny because here I am the week I’m trying NOT to see spoilers, and I see it on someone’s facebook post! Oh well…no big deal, I’ll just try again next week!
I agree with Ian, but I also believe he doesn’t seem as awkward only because of the edit he’s receiving. I’m sure he still says and does extremely weird things, but they just aren’t showing it anymore. That’s my guess. Weird people don’t just become not weird over the course of a few days…
I didnt like the coaches challenge at all. It was super sexual. I do find it funny that a girl won the last one. I might be in the minority but i did find Wil’s comment “Hey Patrice, feed the cat girl, I’m gonna be gone for anotha week.” kinda funny….I am certanly not a Wil fan but that made me laugh. I would imagine if you were Patrice it would too. I am not at ALL a Shane fan but I am a Brittney fan so I have to root for him a bit. Ian is growing on my only because he sadly seems to be the only player that actually has a clue! Frank bugs me because he is cocky and I do love to watch the cocky ones fall!
I love Ashley! 🙂 She is way too entertaining (dumb as a doorknob, but entertaining). I also would disagree with Boogie when he said he’d want his players to be up against Ashley in the finals, because as far as I can tell she’s really likeable.
My big thing with the Frank/Shane alliance is that whenever the two/three strongest players of ANY strategic reality show band together, it rarely ever works! Why? because eventually one of them realizes it’d be stupid to take the other with them to the jury vote so they backstab them. Point is, unless Shane stops being stupid, Frank’s gonna go after him eventually. Plus in general, the idea of staying uber loyal on Big Brother is idiotic. He should have put up Frank and Joe.
@stina, I disagree about the strongest players banding together NOT working out. Chill Town did it twice, with both members winning one season each. Dan won his season with his Renegades alliance, and Hayden won with his Brigade alliance. Of course their plan, all along, is to keep the strong with them until the Final 4 or 5 (maybe final 3, but that’s risky) and then vote them out to take the weakest possible person to the final 2 with them. I happen to think the strongest people in the house should ALWAYS work together. It surely helps to know that if you can’t compete in an HOH or Veto challenge, you will have a powerful competitor in the competition on your side, playing for you, basically. If I’m in that house and I’m teamed with Ashley and Wil, I’m not too excited about my chances of being safe each week. My only hope then is that the target is on someone else’s back, and that’s a heavy burdened game to play each week. Eventually, that target will find your back and the trigger will be pulled.
As well liked as Ashley is, if anyone in this house voted for her to win this show, I guarantee CBS would cancel Big Brother, as well as that $500,000 check, the second after the live finale ended…
I think strong people alliances plays out better on Big Brother because it is so challenge-depend (unlike Survivor for example). I would just be SHOCKED if Frank/Shane can pull their alliance all the way to the Final 2. I see your point for this early in the game, but come Final 4 or 5 I think it’d be stupid to keep Frank or Shane around. Strong alliances fail once one person realizes it’d be easier to beat someone else in the finals. It’s basically a giant game of hot-potato at that point…who will have the HOH when it’s time to pull the plug
@cfolliot hahahaha! “Believe it or not, I’m walking on air, I never thought I would feel so freeeeeeeee!” haha. I won’t be able to look at Frank any other way anymore. Perfect.
Scott – is your Dad David Letterman perchance? haha. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, google Anne Hathaway and David Letterman interview (SPOILER ALERT for the Batman movie). I haven’t seen the movie, but this kinda ruins it now.
What is up with Joe wearing his chef’s coat on Thursday? What exactly is the purpose of that? Between him wearing his chef’s coat, making these meals for the HOH, making corny comments like ‘if Willy couldn’t stand the heat, he should have stayed out of the kitchen’ when the fight was in the bathroom, I think he’s trying to get Gordon Ramsays attention to get cast on Hell’s Kitchen or something. Which is also why I think he yells all the time – as it seems on that show you must yell to be a chef. Wrong show buddy.
Scott, awesome recap. Made my day – very witty and I laughed a lot. Quite entertaining. Thanks for making this more fun.
I’m not sure what you mean with the David Letterman comparison? I googled it and it says he “spoiled” the movie, but I read his comments and none of it sounded like a spoiler. It was just him giving his opinion on what he thinks will happen. I heard a radio show once, where the on-air presence said the exact same thing about the Batman movie and I didn’t take that as him spoiling it. As for what I wrote, I don’t think I spoiled anything, because I preempted it with a very long paragraph telling people NOT to read it had they not seen the movie yet! 🙂
As for Juggles, he walks around the house saying that he thinks he’s going to be in the media after this show is over. Why he thinks that, I have no idea, but he tells people that kind of stuff in the house. He probably is trying to get on Hell’s Kitchen or something. Wrong network, Juggles. No chance in Hell that is happening.
And, thank you for the kind words and laughter. That is what I write for…
I guess on air it was Anne’s reaction that made it seem it was a spoiler – she was shocked and stumbled over her words and it seemed he let the cat out of the bag, and he had seen the movie – but maybe I am assuming too much? I was just joking around (equating it to your Dad about training day) and wasn’t trying to insinuate that you yourself spoiled anything.
I agree, Scott, it does appear that Ian is getting a “kinder” edit; he’s still creepy …
I saw some of last night’s After Dark programming & a group of contestants (Frank, Ashley, Ian, Jenn, Boogie, Wil) were sitting at the round table having a rather raunchy conversation about sex, and Ian jumped in with the question, “So, where was the weirdest place you’ve ever masturbated?” (Then he did his little squirmy thing with his entire body … eeeewwwww.)
Holy cr*p, it was funny – brought the entire conversation to a screeching, silent halt! After some VERY uncomfortable hems & haws, both Frank & Jenn said something to the effect that they weren’t going to answer that “until maybe after midnight” (do the cameras go off after midnight?). The operative word, I believe, was “maybe.” I think everyone was hoping Ian would just let it go …
All the coaches believe they will be asked if they want to join the game, and two of them (last night) specifically referred to the contract they’d signed, which said that the rules of the game could change at any time at the discretion of BB.
**** SPOILER ALERT****
Joe thinks he’s safe and Frank is in jeopardy. Something significant must have happened at the veto competition & subsequent veto ceremony.
All of the coaches have said that if they’re given the option to join the game as contestants for the major prize, they will do so.
Cheers again to Scott & my fellow BB fans.
It is hard to judge how players are actually doing based on the less than 2% of weekly activities (3 “hours” of TV a week…half of which is spent on recaps/commercials); however, even on that alone my wife and I are convinced Dan is playing the best/smartest game all season.
I think he may have just lucked into his situation of coaching the “floater” type girls that everyone would want to keep around till the end, but aside from that he has played very well. He’s been very good at manipulating people into liking and trusting him and putting himself down low on the target list.
I think his biggest weakness is in his overconfidence of fooling people in his thrown competitions (and I think he has thrown them based off his past season).
I see him final 3 for sure, and his chance of winning depends on who he is competing against.