BIG BROTHER – 8/10/12

Best scene of the night: Juggles holding the leash while Ian was peeing. First, I’m pretty certain Big Brother Producers would have been fine, Juggles, if you just led him to the bathroom and then laid (lied? Lay?) the leash down while the man pissed in the toilet (or dropped some Cosby kids off at the pool, whichever one) and then picked the leash back up once he was done. One grown man should never hold a leash wrapped around another “grown” man’s neck while he pees. Life lesson. Just saying. Tim Riggins isn’t holding that leash. Tim Riggins is a real man.

Ian goes and commits himself to the “Quack Pack” consisting of himself, Dan, Danielle, Britney, and Shane. Triple D would like the name “Quack Pack.” Sorry, but I’m never letting an alliance I’m in call itself The Quack Pack. I never have really been the one who got made fun of as a kid and I don’t want to start in my adulthood. I’ll take a pass on the Duck Suckers and appoint something like “Five High” and come up with some terrible handshake that took the rest of the time in the house to master…and just as long to complete. Then, we get the statement from Dan about how he’s gay for Ian and wants to take him to the Final 2 with him. Probably for the same reasons Danielle wants the final 2 to be her and Shane. Sex all week. Triple D ALL UP IN Ian’s @ss. And, if you thought Frank had a bushy haired butthole, take one look at Ian’s arms and chest hair and you know he’s got a curly sue, pube infested pecker and turd-dropper. Dan and Wil have the hair fetish thing in common, I guess.

Anyway, Boogie goes and talks to Danielle about his Janelle idea and them starting up an “Avengers” alliance, consisting of Boogie, Frank, Dan, Danielle, Britney, and Shane. Danielle sees the light and realizes Boogie has a great point and that her chances of being safe next week are much greater if she has those five playing for HOH, rather than the likes of Ian. They cut to commercial just as we see her deep in thought about how right Boogie just may be.

When we come back, we get Boogie talking to Dan about the same idea. He basically puts it out there that if any of Janelle’s team wins HOH next week, he has to know that him or one his alliance members is going to get nominated now that Frank would be gone. She (or any of her three “team” members) is not going to nominate themselves, so the only people left are who she is supposedly working with, and why would Dan set himself up to be nominated like that? Why not start a new alliance, net himself a final 6 deal, and begin the process of getting Janelle and her three team members out the door the next four weeks. Britney and Janelle walk in on their conversation, because Britney and Janelle have wanted to talk to Boogie for a while now about him joining up with the other ex-coaches. They want to protect each other and work with each other until the end, but then the master comes out and proves why he’s been so dominant in the past, and calls Janelle out on her bullsh*t. He basically says to her that if she does, in fact, want to vote her players out, why not take Frank off the block and put up Joe and vote him out. Or Wil. She has no response, because she’s basically been proven to be a liar. She might be saying she wants to vote her players out to the other coaches, but she’s easily lying. Boogies leaves it with telling Janelle that if she wants to build trust between them (that was the entire argument, how Boogie can’t trust Janelle and she wants to build the trust between them so they can work together), why not put up Joe after taking Frank off the block. Everyone in the room sees right through Janelle’s BS. Janelle leaves and Dan now understands what Boogie is talking about and wants to work together and vote out Janelle. I think we all saw Dan’s boner when he realized that he was going to be working with Boogie. I mean, come on, would you rather spend the rest of your time in the house only talking to Danielle, Britney, and Janelle or would you want to start having some fun with Boogie, Frank, and Shane? This move was a no-brainer for Dan. Boogie is the best partner to have in that house, proved it with his masterpiece of a performance in this episode, and Dan knows teaming with him will be nothing but good. No more having to deal with b*tches hating other b*tches because their hair looked prettier than theirs. He can start talking about how Miranda Kerr has nude pictures leaked on the internet and how they can’t wait to get out of the house to see them.

Dan and Danielle take this idea to the rest of the Duck Suckers to see if they are on board with voting out Janelle. The majority ruled and Janelle is toast. Only Shane and Britney expressed that they were 50/50 on Frank or Janelle, but the other three said they wanted to get Janelle out. Perhaps Ian isn’t completely over Frank and Boogie just yet. I agree Janelle isn’t trustworthy, but for my game (well, the Duck Suckers), I think it was still the safer bet to get Frank or even Boogie out. I don’t think allowing Boogie and Dan to team up together is the smartest move for the rest of the house to just allow to happen. These people have to be smarter than that. But, either way, they’re getting out a major “threat” in the house, so I can’t be too mad. Plus, four of the Quackers are in two alliances that spread over the entire house outside of Janelle’s team. And, let’s face it, Janelle’s team BLOWS, so I don’t think anybody is too worried about them the rest of the way. Juggles, Wil, and Ashley may just be the worst trio ever formed in the Big Brother house.

Also, the Avengers name didn’t stick. Instead, they went with “The Silent Six” and I thought it was brilliant! I even got a good laugh out of them all doing the “Shhh” in the middle of the room and then hiding when Janelle came upstairs and knocked on the door!! We’ll see if The Quack Pack or The Silent Six go down as one of the better alliances in Big Brother history.

At the Veto Ceremony, Danielle uses it on Wil (probably to make good with him) and nominates Janelle in his place. For me, I think it would have been a safer bet to take Frank off and put Janelle in his place, because some people could still change their minds about wanting Frank out. Janelle may let a few more nip slips happen in front of Ian and Shane’s perverted @sses, and offer Juggles an indecent proposal involving his wife, and before you know it she’s got 5 votes to stay. We’ll see if this big move actually pays off.