The Three BB Blind Mice (Jenn/Ashley/Wil) come up with the master idea that Frank should make a big move in the game by getting out Dan or Shane. I have a fantastic idea for you three, how about YOU win something and make that big move you talk so happily about someone else making!! Yes, your idea is probably the best idea to have happen, but at the same time, if you haven’t done diddly dick in the game so far, you really have no say in what is going on. Just sit back, enjoy sunbathing and eating Juggles’ cooking, and ride it on out to top 7 or 8 and we’ll see you back on the finale where you cast your worthless vote for the worthless winner of Season 14 of Big Brother.
Jenn, proving how much she really doesn’t even care doesn’t even bother to go upstairs with Wil and Ashley to talk to Frank about changing the nominations. Yeah, that’s going to help sell him on the idea. Let the three worst players in the house approach him, minus the absolute worst of the bunch, and show him their loyalty and offer up their services in exchange for him taking out Dan or Shane. I will admit that I like the idea, but they’re not in the loop in regards to all the alliances formed in the house, therefore they can’t understand that, yes, it makes perfect sense for Frank to make this move right now, but there is just no way he can without signing his death warrant.
At some point in the night, Wil talked about how he was bullied as a kid. I went on some mass diatribe about how I don’t understand how people can act like bully’s, but I will save you from having to read that again. Just know that I truly hope, for my daughters sake, that bullying goes away. I do not want her to go through any sorts of that as she grows up. I won’t know how to handle it if she comes home crying every single day. I may have to inflict my own type of bullying on these bully’s parents.
Frank, for the fiftieth time goes to Boogie with the idea of taking Dan out this week. Frank gets frustrated with Boogie because he believes that Boogie only has his best interest in mind and is not looking out for Frank at all. First off, OF COURSE HE’S ONLY LOOKING OUT FOR HIMSELF!! Two people can’t win this game, moron! Secondly, you need to understand, Frank, that if it wasn’t for Boogie, you would have been voted out three other times already! So, the fact that he doesn’t think Boogie is looking out for him, and giving him sound advice, just proves how much of an idiot Frank truly is. Maybe you should keep blinking until your brain wakes up.
Eventually, we make it to the Veto Ceremony, where Frank chooses NOT to use the Veto. But, in typical idiot fashion, he gives his reason as “not wanting to rock the boat.” Come on, Frank, if you say something like that, everyone knows that, then, you were contemplating using it and just didn’t want to use it at this time because it would cause too many waves. I do get it that he may have said it so the Three BB Blind Mice wouldn’t know that everyone else was working together, but everyone should know by now that they could walk around with shirts that say Silent Six on them, do their “Shhhh” handshake after every conversation, and blatantly say they’re in an alliance, and those morons still wouldn’t know. And, even if they did, what would they do with that information? Also, stop pointing when you talk. It’s getting to be semi-annoying.
I apologize for everything I missed, which I know isn’t much because not all that much happened. I do know that I missed the Brit/Shane conversation, which basically went the same as Dan/Danielle, where they’re paranoid about trusting Frank and Boogie. Just the fact that four of the six members of an alliance don’t trust the other two of that same six reeks of Production interference. Producers didn’t want Frank gone, so they moved those other four in Frank and Boogie’s direction. That has to be the case since none of these idiots trust their own decision.
First, sorry to hear about the job. Why didnt you tell them that they overlooked your dedication in your work, you know, how even though it interfered with writing THIS blog (which, lets face it, has greater social value), you manned up and did both. Maybe youd have gotten a raise and sexually harrassing a$$ slap from the HR rep.
Second, contrary to all your reports about your hetero or homosexuality, you write like too much of a straight guy to get into the club. Relax, youre straight–not that theres anything wrong with that!
Third – Quote Frank makes my penis laugh – Zing!!! nice one. If I had one, hed make mine crawl up my own butthole – hes gross.
Thanks for the recap – sometimes its better just from memory, more of your own fun slant comes out in the blog and keeps us coming back.
p.s. – send a resume to Boogie, seems he will be available shortly to read it 🙂
Holy cr*p, Scott! Has life been smacking you around just a little bit lately? I’m sorry you lost your job & hope you’re hanging in there.
I really got a kick out of Joe’s wife, too. As for their having “4 kids together,” maybe what was meant was that, between the two of them, they brought 4 kids into the marriage. I noticed that the 3 older kids (eldest + the twins) referred to Joe as “Joe,” except in the final shout-out when all 4 kids shouted “Dad, Stop Yelling!” So maybe they’re from his wife’s previous marriage? The youngest could be either Joe & his wife’s or Joe’s from a previous marriage/relationship.
Do y’all want to know the funniest segment of BB After Dark this past week? Ashley, Danielle & Brittany removing Ian’s armpit hair with Nair! I kid you not!! The three girls de-haired Ian’s ‘pits. It was both gross and hilarious, especially when one of the girls described Ian’s lotion-laden hairy armpit as resembling a dead ferret!
Bwaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Poor Ian was still suffering armpit rashes from the chemicals on eviction day.
As for the HOH competition (*NO spoilers*), the winner should make for an interesting week.
Also with respect to the HOH competition: Boogie must be incredibly confident, and Britney made a smart move. That’s all!
Cheers to my fellow BB fans & Good Luck with the job hunt, Scott!
Hey there FanofSteve, I appreciate your enthusiasm for BB as I think it’s fun too…but as a person who doesn’t read between shows please please please dont say anything about the competitions. Even though you aren’t saying who won, from what you wrote I’m guessing Boogie got the money (well, I guess I knew that from the end of Thursday’s show) and Britney won the safety. As for the winner, guessing Ian if it’s an interesting week. I can’t help but guess if I’m given info…so please don’t give me any (or preface by saying spoilers ahead). Thanks! It was funny to hear about Ian’s pit hair removal…that stuff is okay and funny, as it has nothing to do with the outcome of comps or noms. Cheers!
hey who gets evicted just watched the show 8/19/12 and boogie and frank were put up who gets evicted or wins pov
OK fine, Cndgirl: I will not speak of any competitions ahead of broadcast unless/until Scott starts discussing spoilers, which I wish he would because they’re all over the ‘net in any case & I’d rather read Scott’s writing than that of other posters.
tsidorick, if you want to know who won POV & how it affects the nominations (if it affects them at all), just Google Big Brother 14 – there are numerous sites that provide spoilers.
But seriously, why do people even call them spoilers when BB has live feeds & also broadcasts BB After Dark?
Honestly, the only people BB Production wants to keep information away from are the contestants/House Guests.
Anyway, about tonight’s show: I loved it that they showed the de-hairing of Ian’s armpits; not so crazy about them showing Ian & Ashley on their extremely awkward pizza “date.” That poor guy’s going to get SO much grief after this show.
I would rather they had broadcast clips of Boogie’s diatribes (seen on After Dark) against all the other houseguests, calling them “morons” and “assholes” and “f*ckers” and (for the girls) “bitches.” Too bad prime-time America can’t see his true colours. (<— Note: Canadian spelling!)