The scene with Britney, Danielle, and Ashley “waxing” the hair out of Ian’s armpits is hilarious! I don’t do all that manscaping stuff, so I don’t really agree with taking the hair out of your armpits, but it’s not like I’m against other people doing it. I just don’t see the point. We are men, we are supposed to have hair there. I can understand the chest, at least, but who cares about armpits? Going on some lame pizza date with a porn star, who you have 0 chance of banging afterwards is NOT a good enough reason to shave/wax/whatever your armpits. Here is a list of acceptable reasons to shave your armpit hair off:
1. You are being paid to do it. Acceptable starting range is $50.
2. An extremely beautiful girl is going to do the “shaving” while in the nude. I’m talking “extremely.” As attractive as I find Britney, she is not an acceptable starting range here. Scarlett Johansson is an acceptable starting range.
That’s the list. I can’t fathom another reason I’d shave my armpits bare. I trimmed my armpit hairs once when I was a teenager and they itched for about a week straight, so I can only imagine what Ian’s arms feel like at this point. But, I’m sure he rubbed one out in the shower right after those three pinned him down and did that to him. That is a moment someone like Ian will never forget. Britney, Danielle, and Ashley can all enjoy being fodder for Ian’s jerk sessions in the future.
The talk in the backyard about a Good vs. Evil season was such a sign of foreshadowing by the Producers. I guarantee you they already have Dick, Jeff, Jordan, James (another porn star in Big Brother’s esteemed casting past), Willie, and every other “good” and “evil” character from Big Brother past have been contacted about coming back next summer for Big Brother All-Stars: Good vs. Evil. As for you, Ian, you will NOT be on the evil side. You won’t even be on the good side. You are not going to be asked back. Although, they may since it was your idea and Big Brother wouldn’t want to be seen “stealing” an idea for a show, right? People get sued for that kind of stuff these days, as if they have the rights to be the only ones who have reality television competition shows on air. Why not sue MTV for their “Challenge” show? What about VH1 for “Flavor of Love?” They should sue all the women who came on that show anyway for being such fame whores that they’d actually pretend to like one of the fiftiest ugliest men alive. Some actually made out with him and touched him in places that they probably can’t wash off. Any man that went on to marry one of those women should have the right to know what part of their wives touched what part of that thing. Just sayin.
A question box shows up in the Arcade Game and the houseguests go nuts with paranoia. What does it mean? Why is it there? Is it Pandora’s Box? Will it effect the nominations? Does the box get a vote in the live eviction? Is a clown named It inside that game, waiting to pop out and kill us all? Did Joe really name I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter? The questions are running rampant and all I can say is who cares! I know they’re bored and they have nothing else to do, but running around worrying about what this COULD mean is only going to drive you insane. Just wait and find out. Although, I’m sure we already know what it is about and that it has something to do with the double eviction this week. For the record, the double eviction live show is always one of my favorites of the season. I’m sure we’ll be watching Frank and Boogie walk out that door.
Before the nominations are announced, Boogie lets us know that he’s about 9 (out of 10) on the scale of how sure he is that he’s safe. On the other end of the spectrum, Britney is hoping that Shane breaks up the alliance and nominates Boogie. I think they probably could have skipped the last 30 minutes of this episode, because I think all of us were pretty sure Frank and Boogie were being nominated. Which they were. I thought Boogie’s face during the nominations was hilarious. After that second to last key was pulled out, he knew what was going on, and then he had to listen to that ridiculously stupid speech by Shaneowackshisownmonkeytopicturesofhimselfanddozer. It will be a shame if someone that stupid wins the game. I am going on official record that no matter who wins this season, they get an asterisk next to their name the same way Dan has one for winning his season. Let’s get some true competition in the house next year. No more Jenn’s, Ashley’s, Joe’s, or even Ian’s. Just put all Shane and Frank’s in the house and let’s do this. Even it out by having an all women season the year after that, with dress code being mandated as “Nothing” or “String Bikini.” I hate to say it, but nobody watches this show for the women (unless they’re pretty). I am not saying a woman can’t win this show, but it’s just never as fun for anyone when they do. I have every bone in my body telling me to erase that last part, but I think it’s about time we have an all men’s season of Big Brother, with all physical competitions, and throw in a few brainiac quizzes for HOH if you like, I don’t care. But, come on, let’s see how it works out.
Ok, well that will about do it for me. I’m about to head on out to find my @ss a new job. My to-do list today consists of filing for unemployment, updating my resume, sending out at least 30 resumes to 29 or so jobs I normally wouldn’t want, calling 4 or 5 staffing agencies to see what they have available at the moment, and hopefully getting a call back from one of the referrals my friends threw to their hiring managers. I have some great friends, who are REALLY trying to help me out here. Even if I don’t get a job at their company, I appreciate their help. Again, I know many of you don’t care, but this is my #1 thing in my life right now (finding a job), so I’m going to keep you updated. Sorry if it bores you. Pray for me to find a new job fast so you don’t have to hear about it the rest of the season and through Survivor!!
Until Friday,
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WOW – I miss a few days and find out the bad news. So sorry to hear about your job – that just truly sucks. Sounds like you have good friends though, so fingers crossed.
I thought putting up Boogie and Frank was a great move – it was something akin to Boogie talking Frank off the block and eliminating Janelle last week. The least Boogie could do is acknowledge a brazen attack and show it the respect it deserves.