BIG BROTHER – 9/14/12

Did anybody believe Danielle when she gave Jenn the whole speech about how she was going to “play the player?” Please. You’ll be all mad at him for that moment, but he’ll climb into her bed, put his arms around you, and say something stupid that you find cute and funny, and you’ll be all back to loving him. It’s just too easy for men when women like them. I’m going to raise my daughter to hate men (other than me, of course), this way she won’t fall for any of this lame bullsh*t us guys try and pull on you females. Besides, Shane still can’t decide which is worse: you with that pimple cream on your forehead or you without it on your forehead. Did anybody else see the size of that pimple? My HDTV almost combusted after having shown that on its screen. Yes, I get pimples, too, but I own mine. I don’t need any cum cream on my forehead or fifteen layers of foundation, I just pop that bad boy, live with a red spot in that area for a day or two and then let it be gone from everyone’s memory.

We head on out to the backyard for the Veto Competition and I have to say that Big Brother actually outdid themselves here, because I actually thought it was a pretty cool idea for a game. I am also glad I didn’t have to compete in it, because it would be annoying to have to keep flying back and forth while doing a puzzle. And, shout out to Shane for being the one to come up with the best idea in the house. Where has this strategic mind been all season long? Bravo to Shane, because not putting the pieces on the board enabled him to take his time solving the puzzle without having to stress so much about the clock. On the other end of the spectrum was genius Ian, who seemed a bit absent-minded in this competition. I guess his ritalin ran out and he just couldn’t keep it together long enough to remember to keep going back to the button, which eventually got him disqualified from the competition. And, Danielle, we ALL thought you’d be cheating off of Shane on a puzzle. Even with how dim-witted Shane is, you don’t come off as intelligently bright, so we’d assume you’d have to cheat off of someone for anything. Even though you did proclaim, a few times, that you were quite the puzzle-putter-together-er. To add to absent-mindedness of Ian, he seems to have forgotten the statement he made a few minutes before in the diary room, when he said he was hoping nominations would stay the same, so he went and helped Shane with his puzzle in order for him to go ahead and take himself off of the block. Of course, Shane does win and we all know he’s going to use it on himself. This all but shores things up for Jenn. Great effort you made this season, kid. You played an amazing game. I mean that with every ounce of sarcasm I have inside me.

Anybody care about the date Shane and Danielle went on? The only note I wrote down about it read “Why was it so dark during the gymnastics show?” Don’t you think they’d need to see what they were doing and where they were going? I can’t imagine it’s so easy to stay on top of a balance beam in the first place, let alone with smoke blowing in your face and blacklights all around you as your only light.

Oh, and either way Danielle, you lose, so the decision to take Dan or Shane really doesn’t matter in the end.

At the Veto Ceremony, Shane surprisingly uses the Veto on himself, and Ian nominates Danielle as the replacement nominee. None of that really matters, because Jenn is still sent packing. Make sure to enjoy that peanut butter & jelly sandwich while you don’t regret taking out the player who, eventually was the reason you got voted out. Yes, you were going to get voted out, anyway, before the top five, but you never know what would have happened had you talked stupid @ss Frank out of saving Dan and his Bible speeches!!

Janelle’s tweet said it all about how these newbies are just stupid and that Dan can beat any of them in the Final 2. I don’t think, though, that these people are recognizing that. They aren’t thinking that far down the road. They didn’t realize that after it got down to 8, they could have gotten him out and still been fine with the votes. They didn’t need Dan at all this entire season, but they wanted to stick to their stupid alliance and get to the final four together so that they could all play a part in handing Dan a check for the half million. But, like I’ve said before, they’re all just here for the experience, while Dan is here to win. Major difference.

And, Danielle wins HOH. Doesn’t matter, though, Dan is still going to win. I know that people don’t like me talking about Dan winning so much and how I dislike that fact, but this isn’t just about me hating that Dan is going to win. It just takes away from the rest of these challenges. None of them matter. Nothing that happens from here on out matters. Dan is already the winner. I am already saying the final 2 will be Dan and Danielle. I think, somehow, Dan is going to come out of the Final HOH challenge as HOH, give Ian a speech about how he can’t beat him in the end, give the jury some talk about how he remained the coach the entire season, always wanting to get his lone player into the Final 2, and then say that he wants them to give her the money. But, nobody in the jury is going to give Danielle that money. Not over Dan. A few people have written to me and told me that I’m crazy for thinking Dan is going to win. The only person in that jury house that won’t vote for him no matter what is Frank. If it’s Dan and Danielle, Shane will vote for Danielle, too. That’s it. You heard Jenn say what she said, she’s voting for Dan. You heard all the talk Britney gave about how great of a game he is playing. She’s voting for Dan. Ashley is a wild card, I guess, and MAY vote with Frank, so fine I’ll give Danielle 3. But, Joe and Ian will both vote for Dan because he played the best game. No way Joe is going to give Danielle the money. No way. So, whether I’m right with a 4-3 vote, I’m still as right as I would be if it were 7-0, which is the margin Dan won with the last time, which made him the ONLY champ ever to be crowned with a unanimous vote. @sshole.

Moving on to Thursday’s live show, does anybody know what happened to Dan and Danielle’s fingers? I noticed it on Wednesday nights show, as well, but wanted to ask and see if anyone saw anything happen on the live feeds? Did they burn them on the curling iron while doing Shane’s hair? Or, were they hot waxing Ian’s armpits again?

Ian makes a great assessment of what is left in the game, with it being the couples alliance versus the new Renegades. Who will come out on top? Seeing as how the couples alliance is comprised of who it is comprised of, I’m going with the Renegades. The only issue there is that Dan is a member of this Renegades alliance, and you know he’s going to stab Ian square in the spinal cord if he gets that final HOH.

Shane is assuming that Ian is going home since he has a Final 3 deal with Dan and Danielle. Remember, Shane, Dan shook your hand and made YOU swear to keep him safe. His word is as good as gold. I guess you just weren’t paying attention to the other times he broke his word. But, at the same time, I do know that you have to just give your trust to people, even if you don’t fully trust them. I get that, but I just wish they wouldn’t be so ready to give Dan their trust when he hasn’t shown any reason for them to give it to them. I would have to believe that this diary room statement was some bit of foreshadowing on CBS’ behalf. Even if the show is live, CBS still knows what is going on in the house and can edit live shows with some foreshadowing in there.