I guess the one bit of strategy we learned from this episode was that if Danielle wins HOH, she plans to stab Dan in the back as retaliation for what he did to Shane. CBS, of course, not being the brightest of the four major networks, pretty much just gave it away to all of America that Danielle is NOT the winner of the HOH competition, because why on Earth would they want everyone to know what was going to happen once the winner did win! Thanks for that, CBS. Either way, it’s not like Danielle was going to win anyway. We all knew she was doomed the second I wrote, in my last blog, that I was on Team Danielle now. I knew I should have just started writing about how much I liked Dan and was hoping for him to win. I just never learn, do I?
I really don’t know what else to say. We only have one more episode left in the season. And, after that episode airs, I get to gloat to all of you doubters out there, who called me a moron, or an idiot, or stupid for saying that Dan was going to win. Hell, I feel like I know what Steve goes through after he lays out what happens on The Bachelor each season – and he has sources who give him all the information, episode by episode. I just gave my education opinion on the matter, knew deep down that Dan was going to win all along (I believe I started saying it before the coaches even hit the reset button), and then started hearing from people how dumb I must be to think that he was going to win. I guess on Wednesday we will find out once and for all. Trust me, every single ounce of me is hoping that I’m wrong. I don’t want to gloat one bit. I want to get 50 emails the next morning, telling me things like “See, @sshole, I told you that you were stupider than my retarded cousin Jethro, from the downhills valley, eight miles outside the fourth smallest city in Nebraska.” Or, “Hey jerk, remember when you responded to my email and told me how smart you were and how you were always right about things, well how does sucking on my d*ck feel now? That’s right, suck it!”
I don’t actually get emails like that, but I have been called an idiot and a moron this season, so far. And stupid. I scored a 29 on my ACT, you’re not allowed to call me stupid. Unless, of course, Dan loses. Then it’s ok.
Anyway, I’m digressing like I always do. I was going to enlighten you with the story about the time we went on a field trip back in the second grade and I got to witness a llama piss on an ostrich, but I don’t think anybody needs to waste anymore of their time reading this drivel. Llamas have played a pretty extensive role in my upraising. There was another time where a llama spit on my brother, hitting him right in the glasses. And, of course, there is Tina, the fat lard llama we all love. But, like I said, you don’t need to be bothered any longer. Go enjoy your Monday afternoon, evening, or whatever day you are reading this. I will be back on Thursday with my final Big Brother blog of the season, as well as my premiere blog for the newest season of Survivor. I am actually looking forward to the start of that show. I can’t say I’m so looking forward to writing those two blogs in one night, but at least football isn’t on that night, so I guess I should look at the positives, right?
Something just doesn’t feel right about ending the blog so soon, but I have to do it. Sorry. I will more than make up for it in the finale blog, I promise.
Until then,
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I’m still holding out hope for Ian. I think even if it comes down to him and Dan he can make speech and a case for why he should win over Dan.
Lame is a nice word – this last show was ridiculous! They tried to take a lesson from Survivor and honor their “fallen comrades” (sp?) Anyway, I knew when they came out all dressed up talking like they were, where it was headed. Absolutely ridiculous.
If Dan is with Ian in the Final 2, Dan will not win, I guarantee it. I just want to say that just so that I can laugh about it when it happens, even though I don’t really know you. Sorry Scott. Looking forward to Survivor!
Hey Scott – wake up!! Dan did not win! YAY! What a difference a season makes – I used to not care for Mike Boogie at all and I really liked Dan. I even used to think Scott was too hard on Dan. But now I appreciate Boogie and really cannot stand Dan (or how he played the game). So glad he did not win -he has some damage control to do I would think.