I LOVED Daniele Donato’s (Evel Dick’s daughter) tweet that said something along the lines of “If Dan wins, he’ll tell Danielle she won and she’d still believe him.” Truer words; never spoken. If I ever do get on the show, I want her to be one of the returning houseguests. I’m riding her like the guys are going to ride Ashley in her next porno. Well, more figuratively than realistically. I will just ride her in the game, not bare @ss in the shower or anything. If I ever was going to ride her in any sense, it’s definitely going to be in a place where her makeup won’t run off. Or, be the blackest room ever created. Or, like my old college roommate always used to say, “Every girls face looks the same from behind.” I take back what I said earlier, and now, truer words; never spoken.
Why is Rachel holding a sign that says “Frank the Tank?” Doesn’t she realize he can’t win? When do you bring signs to “games” for “teams” that aren’t even playing. It’s like whenever I go to a Cubs game and see people wearing Sox stuff. Or St. Louis Cardinals jerseys when the Cubs are playing the Braves. That’s like showing up to a toga party in a track suit. Don’t be tacky in life, nobody thinks you’re cool because you’re at a baseball game even though you’re not a fan of either team. If you’re going to just drink, do that. Wear regular clothes and get drunk and have a good time. Don’t go and razz the rest of the crowd because you aren’t a fan of either team. Some actual fan outside of the stadium would pay you good money for your seat that you, most likely, didn’t pay for anyway, so go sell that ticket to them and get drunk at one of the 426 bars near the stadium. Or, walk a few miles south to Boystown and get lost there.
Yes, I took a paragraph that started with Rachel holding a sign and took it all the way to gang-raping in Boystown. Deal with it. Remember, it’s late. I’m sticking with that excuse.
We move to the jury questions. Ugh, BO-RING!! Although, for once, I will agree with Dan about him disagreeing with Ian’s answer about him creating the Quack Pack and making his own decisions while in that alliance. Let me just say this, if you are in an alliance, unless you vote different from the other members of your alliance, you are NOT making your own decisions. Case closed. You are a patsy for your alliance as long as you are sticking with them, which is exactly what Ian did the entire game once he “made” that alliance. Also, Ian, why be shocked now that Dan gave you his grandfather’s gold necklace? He did this sh*t the entire season and you really thought you were something special to him and that he was going to keep his word to you, and not others? So, him putting his hand on the Bible and swearing he wouldn’t vote out Frank, but turning around and doing so the next week was ok? Or, him swearing on his wife and his wedding ring and whatever else he swore on, but then went back on was ok? Or, was it ok just because it wasn’t happening to you? I guess this is just how we know Dan is a swindler. And a decent one at that. But, the only thing that sucks about doing things like that on shows like Survivor and Big Brother is that the people who did it to are sitting in a room together talking about it while they discuss who they want to vote for to win! Things do come back to bite you sometimes. I always thought Russell played one of the most brilliant “games” his first season of Survivor and thought his dirty play was hidden about as well as it can be hidden in these affairs, but after seeing how much the jury hated his guts, I knew there was more to his game than what they showed. But, with Dan, we got to see all the things he did, and said, and we had to believe people were going to be pissed. How pissed, we didn’t know, but pissed indeed…
I did appreciate Ian’s reaction to the grandfather’s necklace issue. Although, I still think swearing on your wife’s name and your wedding ring is worse, but from what my wife tells me, it’s not all that bad. Of course, if my wife didn’t like Dan, she’d probably think the same as me, but she says if I did the things Dan did and came home with $500,000, she’d be ok with it. I tried to make the point that what she said basically gave me free reign to go out in the world and do whatever I want, just as long as I come back with money in my pocket for her troubles. She said, no, only if it’s in a game. I made the point to her that it shouldn’t matter, but it was already late enough in the night, I didn’t want to get into another philosophical fight with my wife that I knew I couldn’t win or lose (even though I’m always right). I’m just saying that if you let someone get away with things like this inside of a game, where is that line then? I guarantee you God doesn’t have a line that doesn’t reach the insides of the Big Brother house. But, apparently my wife does, as does Dan’s, so I guess I REALLY need to get on the show, because I guess I then have free reign to bang all the hot chicks I need to, as long as doing so wins me that money. I’m guessing she would take up some issue with that. Right, sweetie? Even though, in a nutshell, I just destroyed your argument, I still love your gusto.
After the final statements were made, I made the note “Ian just won this b*tch.” I think Dan even had to know at that point. After hearing the way people were addressing him with the questions, and how all of his questions were about how it felt to be a major @sshole, we all had to know he wasn’t going to win. Even the look on Danielle’s face made it hard for me to believe she was going to vote for him.
The past houseguests part was pretty lame. Janelle thinks Dan is one of the greatest, if not THE greatest, Boogie respects Ian’s life-changing season, and Wil makes a valid point that people need to stop taking things so personally when being lied to and to start accepting some of the responsibility because they believed the lies that were told to them. I can appreciate where he is coming from, because he is right, but at the same time, the last thing we want to do is to start telling our kids that they need to start accepting responsibility for being lied to. No bueno. People lie to you, they’re the @sshole, don’t think you did anything wrong in the situation other than become a sucker!
The jury votes and well, well, well, I was right all along. I just knew that too many people were going to be pissed off at Dan and vote for Ian to win. Man, how great it feels to be right! I knew he was going to win the entire season. No, no, but in all honesty, if you weren’t paying attention to the things I said about how whenever I pick someone to win something, they lose, you are now the fool!! I knew Dan wasn’t going to win just based on the fact that I “knew” he was going to win. I am cursed in life and this just proves it! Now, I just know which curse is greater. It’s the curse that revolves around me being right about who is going to win, rather than the people I don’t like winning everything!!
And, if anyone cares, Frank won America’s Player. Obvious choice there.
Oh, and why not bring Willie back for the finale? I’m sure he would have been interesting to hear from. Add some spice to the show as it says good-bye to another season.
Well, I have to say that I had some fun this year. Compared to last year, I have to say this season was MUCH better. And, I’m only more excited for next July when Big Brother 15 comes on the air. I’m just hoping that I’m not writing this blog by then, and am sitting inside of the house and then can come back and report to you just how scammy CBS really is! No, just kidding CBS, I won’t say a word, let me on the f*cking show already!!!!
For all those who do not follow Survivor, I bid you adieu. For those following me to Survivor, let’s get at it…
Until next year,
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If Britany and then Shane (at the start and end not the mid part of the season) couldn’t win I am happy Ian won!!! Anyone see him & his “game plan” that he brought to the house on “The Talk”? It was almost erie it was exactly what happend, he played a great game and deserves so much more Respect than he was given – go Ian!!
Sorry to rub it in, Scott, but … I called it. I said if Ian & Dan made it to F2, Ian would win. *Grinning smugly*
Frankly, I’d have been just as happy had Dan won.
I’m actually glad that Danielle didn’t even make it to the final two. However, I am seriously concerned about her emotional stability (or, rather, lack thereof).
I sure hope that BB will ensure that poor girl gets the therapy she’s going to desperately need once she watches the whole season AND when she gets on the interweb and sees all the truly horrible comments people have made about her.
And poor Shane … he was totally enveloped by Danielle as soon as the winner was announced. You saw all kinds of people mingling together as the camera panned out – hugs & kisses & high-fives, etc. – but all you saw of Shane was Danielle keeping herself and Shane off to the side (while Shane was actually watching the others). Wow. Zingbot was right: Shane will need to issue a restraining order.
Thanks for your BB14 posts, Scott. They were a blast!
Keyser Söze! Scott, you called it, and since then I rooted for him, but he didn’t pull it off in a stud “Keyser Söze” way. Quack quack, really?
Dan should have one that game hands down! I do think he was the best player this season. He did what he had to do to win. Every single person lied in that game and tried to do what they needed to do however Dan was just a little better! I think one of the main reasons he didn’t win is the jury figured he already had won the money once why not give it to a poor college student who could use it. I guess Ian was the next best choice b\c I don’t think Danielle deserved to win.Congrats to Frank for winning the 25,000. I think he totally deserved it. If Dan didn’t get Frank out of that house I think he would have won the whole game. He was a great physical player!