Welcome back! Thanks for showing up again. However, I can’t say thanks so much for the reader recaps since I definitely received ZERO of them!! Look people, I understand you’re busy and you may feel awkward sending me an email with a sentence or two typed in the body of it about this ridiculous show we all love, but let’s do better. Ok? We can do better, people.
Let me also say thank you to all of those who have followed me on Twitter. If you haven’t already, please do so. I spend a hefty amount of seconds each day trying to add some enjoyment to your life, so take advantage of that! And hell, even if you don’t care about my tweets, just make me feel good about myself and add a tick on the meter that is my Followers list. Shouldn’t this blog be all about making ME feel special?!? I happen to think so, so go follow me on Twitter. I drank wine from a can tonight, folks. If I can’t make it any more clear, I’m a desperate human being. Indulge me here and just click the little “Follow” button on Twitter and make this poor excuse for a man’s dream come true. Maybe if I hit a certain mark of followers, I’ll do something special for everyone. I’ll do my best to think of what that something special is, but know this ahead of time, it’ll be AMAZING! Let’s make that magic number 500 for today. If I hit 500 followers on Twitter by end of day today, I’ll throw up something special in Friday’s blog. I know you all have Twitter accounts, so indulge this insecure, almost middle-aged man, and just follow me already
(https://twitter.com/BigBrotherRecap).
Speaking of special, I’m working on a little special surprise for all of you loyal readers. A certain infamous houseguest from last season has agreed for a sit-down, prime time, one-on-one, down to the nitty gritty interview with me. I’m not sure when it’ll get posted but it’ll be soon. Trust me, you won’t want to miss it.
And perhaps a past winner will sit down with me, as well.
And a sexy hunk from a previous season, too, who I may or may not persuade into taking their shirt off…
But for now, let’s get back to the show…
Loved your recap! Too funny! Followed you on Twitter!
I got a kick out of the bro-code scene. It had me laughing.
Totally agree with you on Meg’s glasses. Not sure what she’s thinking! The scene where Steve said I Love You was the best! Too funny. I was embarrassed for him and was so glad she didn’t call him out!
Did you catch the first show when Audrey introduced herself to Shelli and Shelli stated that her name used to be Audrey and she would explain later? Did you ever hear the explanation?
Also, any before pics of Audrey before her transition? I would have never guessed she was once male and think she looks great! I did notice that she was wearing a one-piece bathing suit with skirt in the pool pics.
So glad you’re back, Scott! Thanks for the great post!
One more question…
Any thoughts on Liz/Julia twin swap? I’ve heard Austin may be catching on.
Hey @bachfan101, thanks for the comment! And for the follow! 🙂
I forgot to mention Shelli saying her name used to be Audrey in my first blog. There was so much going on, I guess I let that slip through the cracks. My fault. But I haven’t read anything anywhere as to her telling Audrey why she changed her name. My guess is that the two don’t talk enough to each other for the story to have come out, so who knows if we’ll ever hear it…
As for the twin swap, I always try and skirt the spoiler fence in my blog since I’m really only recapping the episode. But, I have mentioned on Twitter that it’s not going so well. Jiz (as they’re being referred to on some sites) can’t keep their stories straight and obviously aren’t given enough time to compare notes. I’m also guessing the one not in the house isn’t watching feeds, because they’ve forgotten some simple things that the other one has done while in the house, making them questionable to the person they’re talking to as to why they don’t remember saying/doing something. I’ve also heard that some people have caught on but aren’t sure if they can/should bring it up…
The comment about Meg’s glasses is classic….I’ve always said the same thing….they should automatically set up 24/7 surveillance on anyone who buys those serial killer glasses because they are always the ones with bodies decomposing in a crawl space somewhere.
After Jace started on his third “Bro Code” rule while following that dude around, I was seriously hoping that Goliath, Judas, Austin (whatever his name is) would’ve picked him up over his head and thrown him into the backyard like a freakin’ javelin. That segment was super creepy. I know it’s early, but I could not believe no one told him to shut his stupid pie hole already.
Also, my husband and I were thinking Becky Breasticles should star in her own ‘Got Milk?’ commercial. Obviously, for the large utters she is growing, but the husband noticed that she’s apparently got one of a chocolate milk mustache going on. We threw out a bunch of theories on what’s up with it, obviously not knowing that only her face had apparently been pulverized by a freight train. (Which, like you said, is a really confusing concept.) Anyway, we ruled out “actual mustache.” I was thinking she uses an acne product or other medication that warns you to stay out of the sun, yet being on BB, she still can’t resist baking those huge boobies in her bikini all day long. Sometimes sunbathing when you’re supposed to avoid the sun leaves ugly brown sun spotting on the face, especially where you are prone to sweat. Anyway, I guess that one’s gonna remain a mystery. I was just very surprised and happy that the hubby actually took a second to actually look up at her face! Score! 🙂
Keep up the great work, Scott!
Hey @kwilson1101, give us men some credit! Do you know they did a study that proved the part of the woman’s body men stare at the longest in porno’s is their FACE?!? See…we are decent humans us men. You women just need to deal with the fact that we don’t womanize women as much as you think we do… 🙂
As far as the lip issue with Becky, PERHAPS BB got the transgender houseguest wrong and it’s actually Becky and not Audrey. Maybe that will be revealed as a twist later in the season. As for other theories, I’m assuming God just spent too much time on her boobs that he was running out of time when constructing her face and glanced over it before she was sent out of the cooker…
Thanks for reading. And commenting! I love interaction with my readers so keep it coming.
Ah, I did have some one liners that popped into my head, but somehow it seemed way too intimidating to turn them into paragraphs…next time I will try to be brave and send them along! Though disclaimer – while I think I’m hilarious others may not agree… (as you can see I am also a fan of the ‘…’)
Don’t be scared @Cndgirl, send those thoughts on over! Like I said, even if they’re one-liners, I’ll throw them in the recap and we can tag team that moment in the show! 🙂
There are times when I think I’m not funny, either, but you’d be surprised. I’m always surprised at who finds what funny and what isn’t funny. A lot of the stuff that I write that I think is HILARIOUS, people never mention or comment on being funny…such is life!
Do the dental insurance companies have a hotline set up so people can change their dentist from the BB rock ‘n roll dentist and Cupcake from Bachelorette?