For those of you who watch the live feeds (I don’t, but I do read about them), it’s been a CRAZY week in the Big Brother house! It would appear we have some players this season, which is a good thing for all of us, but at the same time let’s just hope they all don’t overplay themselves into being annoying.
Of course, we get our prerequisite 4 minutes of recap and intro. But, at least when they actually cut to the houseguests, it wasn’t more flashback scenes, they just got right into it and showed the aftermath of Phil letting them all know that Vanessa and Da’Vonne are going to get themselves a special treat for the week. And both think it’s going to be something positive for them and their game. But sorry Da’Vonne, it’s not going to be money!!
Can we talk a quick moment about Meg and her serial killer glasses? Seriously, google Jeffrey Dahmer images and tell me she didn’t buy his glasses in some online, back room, black market auction. That b!tch definitely murdered some dudes wherever she’s from. We’ll read about it in the news in a few years…
That whole #BroCode scene was about 45 seconds too long. I get it that nobody wants to be walking around with stuff stuck in their teeth, HOWEVER, as a man, you should never utter the words “If I have something in my teeth…” to another man. You just don’t do it. That is my #BroCode. If you ever tell me to tell you that you have something in your teeth, you’re not my Bro no mo.
Another quick moment chat here, anyone else notice James’ accent went missing? When he’s talking to people, I can catch it here and there, but in the diary room, I didn’t hear it at all. Maybe a tiny hint, but not in full depth. Am I alone with this one? Maybe I just need to get some wax out of my ear.
The most obvious two people who would work together, the two HoH’s, start talking about working together. If everyone is worried about who has alliances from the get go, you’d hope they’d all KNOW that the two HoH’s, and the first two HoH’s of the season, would be in an alliance. Let’s hope these folks aren’t that dense.
Let’s get the Jeff and Jackie scenes over with already. Don’t those two give off a not-going-to-be-worth-watching vibe? I have a feeling the two of them will be the two most insignificant players of the season. Jackie gives off a major Victoria vibe for me. And Jeff seems as if he may be partial idiot. I mean, he still wants to be involved with Jackie. I get it that you have a relationship built with her outside of the house and that’s a vote for yourself, but you should know she’s going to worthless in this game. But I guess she’s nice to look at and he’s a man, after all, so there is that…men really are simple creatures.
Next up is the BB Takeover for the week. And that damn music has to come along with it. Ugh. And not only do we have to put up with that music, we have to get reminded that before she showed up on our television screens, Meg murdered an entire family and stored them in her freezer so that when she gets back home, she can play house with the dead bodies like the dude from The Following liked to do…
Loved your recap! Too funny! Followed you on Twitter!
I got a kick out of the bro-code scene. It had me laughing.
Totally agree with you on Meg’s glasses. Not sure what she’s thinking! The scene where Steve said I Love You was the best! Too funny. I was embarrassed for him and was so glad she didn’t call him out!
Did you catch the first show when Audrey introduced herself to Shelli and Shelli stated that her name used to be Audrey and she would explain later? Did you ever hear the explanation?
Also, any before pics of Audrey before her transition? I would have never guessed she was once male and think she looks great! I did notice that she was wearing a one-piece bathing suit with skirt in the pool pics.
So glad you’re back, Scott! Thanks for the great post!
One more question…
Any thoughts on Liz/Julia twin swap? I’ve heard Austin may be catching on.
Hey @bachfan101, thanks for the comment! And for the follow! 🙂
I forgot to mention Shelli saying her name used to be Audrey in my first blog. There was so much going on, I guess I let that slip through the cracks. My fault. But I haven’t read anything anywhere as to her telling Audrey why she changed her name. My guess is that the two don’t talk enough to each other for the story to have come out, so who knows if we’ll ever hear it…
As for the twin swap, I always try and skirt the spoiler fence in my blog since I’m really only recapping the episode. But, I have mentioned on Twitter that it’s not going so well. Jiz (as they’re being referred to on some sites) can’t keep their stories straight and obviously aren’t given enough time to compare notes. I’m also guessing the one not in the house isn’t watching feeds, because they’ve forgotten some simple things that the other one has done while in the house, making them questionable to the person they’re talking to as to why they don’t remember saying/doing something. I’ve also heard that some people have caught on but aren’t sure if they can/should bring it up…
The comment about Meg’s glasses is classic….I’ve always said the same thing….they should automatically set up 24/7 surveillance on anyone who buys those serial killer glasses because they are always the ones with bodies decomposing in a crawl space somewhere.
After Jace started on his third “Bro Code” rule while following that dude around, I was seriously hoping that Goliath, Judas, Austin (whatever his name is) would’ve picked him up over his head and thrown him into the backyard like a freakin’ javelin. That segment was super creepy. I know it’s early, but I could not believe no one told him to shut his stupid pie hole already.
Also, my husband and I were thinking Becky Breasticles should star in her own ‘Got Milk?’ commercial. Obviously, for the large utters she is growing, but the husband noticed that she’s apparently got one of a chocolate milk mustache going on. We threw out a bunch of theories on what’s up with it, obviously not knowing that only her face had apparently been pulverized by a freight train. (Which, like you said, is a really confusing concept.) Anyway, we ruled out “actual mustache.” I was thinking she uses an acne product or other medication that warns you to stay out of the sun, yet being on BB, she still can’t resist baking those huge boobies in her bikini all day long. Sometimes sunbathing when you’re supposed to avoid the sun leaves ugly brown sun spotting on the face, especially where you are prone to sweat. Anyway, I guess that one’s gonna remain a mystery. I was just very surprised and happy that the hubby actually took a second to actually look up at her face! Score! 🙂
Keep up the great work, Scott!
Hey @kwilson1101, give us men some credit! Do you know they did a study that proved the part of the woman’s body men stare at the longest in porno’s is their FACE?!? See…we are decent humans us men. You women just need to deal with the fact that we don’t womanize women as much as you think we do… 🙂
As far as the lip issue with Becky, PERHAPS BB got the transgender houseguest wrong and it’s actually Becky and not Audrey. Maybe that will be revealed as a twist later in the season. As for other theories, I’m assuming God just spent too much time on her boobs that he was running out of time when constructing her face and glanced over it before she was sent out of the cooker…
Thanks for reading. And commenting! I love interaction with my readers so keep it coming.
Ah, I did have some one liners that popped into my head, but somehow it seemed way too intimidating to turn them into paragraphs…next time I will try to be brave and send them along! Though disclaimer – while I think I’m hilarious others may not agree… (as you can see I am also a fan of the ‘…’)
Don’t be scared @Cndgirl, send those thoughts on over! Like I said, even if they’re one-liners, I’ll throw them in the recap and we can tag team that moment in the show! 🙂
There are times when I think I’m not funny, either, but you’d be surprised. I’m always surprised at who finds what funny and what isn’t funny. A lot of the stuff that I write that I think is HILARIOUS, people never mention or comment on being funny…such is life!
Do the dental insurance companies have a hotline set up so people can change their dentist from the BB rock ‘n roll dentist and Cupcake from Bachelorette?