And then if Jeff weren’t an idiot already, he decided the best thing he could do for his game was tell the person closest to Liz that he and John believed that she was a twin, playing the game with her sister, switching in and out every few days. And of course he ended the conversation the same way everyone else in this house ends their conversations by telling him NOT TO TELL ANYONE ELSE!! First off, every single person in the house is already talking about Liz having a twin, but second, Liz and Austin are extremely close in the game, so why in the world would you think he wouldn’t at least go back to Liz and tell her that Jeff (and everyone else) is onto her and her sister?!? Ugh…this season is so confusing. I can’t even imagine anyone winning at this point. This could be the first season where Julie just says screw it, we’re not giving this money to anyone in this house. We’ll pool it together and give next seasons’ winner a cool million bucks.
Also, we get what appears to be a scene from last weeks episode when the HoH meets with Johnny Mac and asks him to throw the Battle of the Block competition, but in return he’ll be safe and isn’t a target at all so he doesn’t have to worry about it. Of course, Johnny isn’t happy about having to do this every week, but he has the right attitude about it by just agreeing to what the HoH is asking him to do. He’s earning himself points with the people in power, which is a good thing this early on in the season, however he doesn’t want to continue this behavior, because he’ll just end up being the weak one in the house that people use to further their game. The fact that he’s winning comps helps him as well, but he still doesn’t want to be known as the Veto King, because that title doesn’t have a very victorious past on this show.
At the nomination ceremony, Austin puts up Meg and Jason and Vanessa nominates Jason and John. The split in the house is becoming clearer by the day and it appears that Jason, Meg, James, Jackie and Jeff need to suck it up and team up with Audrey and somehow get Steve and Becky to be on their side, as well, otherwise they’re going to be picked off one by one because let’s be honest, none of them truly come off as comp threats. Maybe James, but he can’t carry them all week after week. Plus, he may be going home this week.
While Austin is telling Meg and Jason that they’re safe and Audrey is being backdoored, both Jason and Meg tell him that it’s not what the nominations appear to be since the two of them can’t win at anything. So Meg starts listing off the kinds of competitions they can win, but she left off the most important one they’d kill at – SERIAL KILLING! And they’d win because of Meg. Only Meg. She’s definitely going to kill all these people one by one if she doesn’t win the show. And she’s not going to win the show, so let’s all keep our eyes open for the obituaries of all these folks.
The episode ends with a foam party Battle of the Block with half-naked folks dancing around in the foam. I wonder how much CBS had to pay these people to make sure they don’t say anything during the competition. Or perhaps they’re all foreign and don’t even speak English so they wouldn’t have to worry about it. I’d definitely at least assume they found people who knew nothing about the show. Or, last theory is that they’re all people who work for CBS. Who knows, but all I know is that Jeff most definitely wishes he was playing in this competition, because all his greasy sex talk he throws out in the house, I’m fairly certain he’d have groped a few of those girls in the foam. Not only would he have left with a win, but probably a sexual harassment lawsuit as well. If you’ve been trapped under a rock or you don’t read up on pop culture sites, there was video floating around that appeared to show Jeff masturbating under his blanket while sleeping next to Jiz and then wiping his jizz on Jiz’s shoulder once he did in fact jizz. Pretty creepy and crazy, huh? Even with how sleazy he may be, I can’t imagine he’d do something like that, but you never know. But still, I don’t believe he did and did what he did as a joke, HOWEVER, who does something like that?!? With a girl he’s only known for a few weeks. So, feel free to read up on that and watch the video, if you so desired.
In the end, Johnny Mac didn’t even need to throw it because like with last week, his teammate sucked curly ball hair and lost the comp for him. It was tied 2-2, then it was James’ turn and it was 9-2 all of the sudden. He was THAT bad at matching patterns? Where do they find these people? I can’t deal with it right now. Just send him and Jeff home at this point. And lastly, why the hell were the foam folks still dancing even after the comp was over and they’d been standing in the VIP section for however long? And I use the word “dancing” VERY loosely here, but still…just stand still, ok? Or exit stage left, your job is done. Thanks for looking half-decent in your string bikini and letting these people lead you head first into the maze dividers, but please the show’s over, so stop dancing!
Ok well, the plan is to get Jeff out, but James is still on the block so we’ll see who wins Veto and what happens from there. I’ll see you all back here on Friday!
Until then…
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I watched the video and don’t believe that Jeff jizzed on Team Jiz. The angle + interference from the sheets makes me think it unlikely. Reminds me of the magic trajectory of the JFK bullet. Given how dumb he seems, it is odd that he is perceived as a threat.
Sometimes I wonder if these comps have to be staged so people look stupider than they actually are. I for real thought I like blacked out for a minute when J&J lost that comp so quickly. Also, where the HELL has Jeff been??? He had to have been faking not knowing that there were 2 HOHs because I refuse to believe he could be that dumb and oblivious.
Ugh…. I love this show but I’m struggling this season! I do like Vanessa so it will be interesting how the rest of this week plays out.
Thanks for the recap!
P.S. – I SOOOO hope that video is NOT what people think it is. Gross!!!!!
My favorite part was them falling off the hammock
I agree, Jman123. I finally did watch the video and while you can see movement under the blanket, I HIGHLY doubt he’s playing with himself. As far as wiping stuff on Jiz, he probably just was wiping his stanky hands on her to be a jerk, which he is. But in no way do I believe he actually wiped jizz on her.
@bonniek – I agree that this season is a tough one. I actually don’t dislike anyone too much yet, but don’t really like anyone all that much either. And reading the updates and stuff on the feeds, it’s just confusing. I feel things change on a daily basis and that there aren’t may solidified alliances that truly matter yet. I’m hoping that changes, but I think the main issue is that there are A LOT of people playing the game hard right now. That’s not a bad thing, but I also don’t think any of those people are that great of players/strategists, so that could be the issue.
And JacklynT, there have been plenty of people who’ve fallen out of that hammock. I’m surprised they never showed when Vanessa fell out of it TWICE!! 🙂