Written by: Scott Ottersen Email: ScottOttersen@yahoo.com Facebook: http://facebook.com/ScottOttersen Twitter: http://twitter.com/#!/ChokeOnMyBlog

First, I’m going to start this off by telling you that as you are reading this blog, I am in the midst of turning 30. Yes, today is my birthday. So, take a shot or two for me and let’s get this sh*t over with already. Also, as a birthday present, I joined Twitter. I figured it’s the way of the world now and that’s a good way to get my words and crazy thoughts that nobody needs to know about out to the world, so why not. You win, Ashton Kutcher, you win. Now, ChokeOnMyBlog (that’s my Twitter name). #icantbelieveijustdidthat

If that already wasn’t enough for you (and it should be dammit), we still have a whole episode to run through. For any of us who read the Big Brother blogs, this episode was a complete waste because we all already knew everything they showed us. But, nothing CBS has done this season has made ANY sense, so why stop now … Continue reading →

Written by: Scott Ottersen Email: ScottOttersen@yahoo.com Facebook: http://facebook.com/ScottOttersen

I’ve been hearing a lot of rumblings about things Production are saying and doing this week. All I know is that things better not go haywire in this house the way some sites are saying they are going to (Rachel, please don’t), otherwise my recap of tomorrow night’s episode will be MUCH different. I’ll let it go for right now and keep my mind on the straight and narrow and just cover what happened tonight (Wednesday show)

We start off with the consummate brainchild, Porsche, talking about how she’s the biggest threat on the block. Not so sure she’s been a part of the same season we are currently watching, but you kinda haven’t done anything here, Porsche. You’ve taken a bunch of naps, ate some food, dressed up in a bikini a few times, and came in second “four times” (by your own account, of course – someone should tell her that just because someone else wins and everyone else loses, that’s not considered second … Continue reading →

Written by: Scott Ottersen Email: ScottOttersen@yahoo.com Facebook: http://facebook.com/ScottOttersen

Ok, I had a few questions on the girl firefighter that won Big Brother in the past. As it turns out, I did some research and she was only an EMT, but same difference. Her name was Maggie and she won way back in Season 6, I believe. And, the fact that everyone that contacted me had no idea who she was makes my point.

Now, onto another email I received this week. Someone emailed me Kalia’s “relationship blog.” Listen, the fact that she played it off as if she was a “relationship blogger” for the show is ridiculous. She has a blog on blogspot.com like 9,000,000 other people have and she writes about her own life, which I’m 95% sure she makes up, anyways. That would be like me calling myself a “movie star” because my brother and I used to make videos of each other in the backyard, chasing the dog or digging up the grass area behind the shed because we wanted to … Continue reading →