Next up, we get reintroduced to Matt and Ragan. Even though Matt is a Chicago suburbanite like myself, I still can’t get behind him. I didn’t like how he played the game, didn’t like how he talked, couldn’t believe how anyone EVER believed a word coming out of his mouth the way he always smiled and laughed a little bit when he was talking…even when telling “sad” stories. We find out that Ragan and Rachel are friends outside of the house and that Ragan is going to be in the wedding. This is another reason why I think these people are all actors, because the way Rachel is, she would never have been friends with Ragan after the things he said about her to her face and to the camera. It just wouldn’t happen for someone who goes on emotions the way Rachel does. I also found it interesting that Ragan called Matt “Bukie.” Those two are definitely hooking up. The second that camera crew left, both had their pants off, touching each other’s you-know-what’s. I don’t care if Matt’s married or not. Like one of my favorite movie characters of all time says, “Lunchbox here LOVES the c*ck.”
And, I was laughing pretty hard at the scene with Rachel sitting on the bed, talking to the camera (Brendon) with all that pimple cream on her chin. These are the moments you relish in life. I guess Rachel isn’t as vain as I once thought her to be if she is willing to put it all out there like that. The way those pimples keep coming, though, sweetheart, you may want to get that checked out. By a REAL doctor. Just because Brendon is getting his PhD doesn’t mean he can advise you on your face lotion. Just know he uses that to jerk off so he can clear up the pimples on his penis.
I’m tired of Kalia and her “jumping and growing wings on the way down.” Here’s to hoping one of those wings is dysfunctional. I have a feeling she has been saying this ALL WEEK in hopes that CBS showed it so she can sound intelligent to America and come up with some cool saying that will make her famous. I’m waiting for her to wear a shirt that has the saying on it in the coming weeks. In fact, I think I may google this because I’m half-willing to believe she has a book out by this name.
Lawon is evicted by a vote of 6-0, which now makes it clear as day to everyone in the house that Rachel made a deal with Kalia and Daniele. No way Daniele wouldn’t have voted for Rachel if she didn’t have some sort of deal with her. Again, this is why things have to be scripted in this house, because nobody made a big deal about this, or even a face showing disbelief in the fact that Rachel didn’t even get one vote?
Anyways, before Lawon could get out the door, Julie stopped him and told everyone to sit down. She explained the twist to everyone in the house and how he would have to battle one of the previous four evicted houseguests. The crowd laughed at Rachel and her d*ck-sucking face she was making. You can tell she heard the crowd laughing and she knew they were laughing because of her because nobody keeps that face up for that long. Keep it up though, Bukie, it looks good on you. I have some “pimple cream” for your chin if you need it.
Julie cuts to the four evicted houseguests standing in the backyard and I can only hope and pray at this point that it’s Cassi getting voted back in the house. She’s looking as good as ever and I truly miss her. I know all of you don’t want her back in the house because you think I’d only be talking about her, well your got damn right I’d only be talking about her, so eat it! But, Julie breaks my heart into 6 million pieces by telling us that it’s not going to be her. Then, she vacuums up all those pieces by telling us that it’s mother*cking Brendon who is getting back in the game!!
Are you f*cking kidding me?!? I can’t believe for one second that America voted this asshole back in the game. There is just no way. Who, in their right mind, wants to see more of their (Brenchel) bullsh*t? Didn’t we have to put up with it enough for the past two seasons? Can’t we get a damn break?
I received a few messages about how this was fixed and I happen to agree. For some reason, CBS thinks it’s good TV with these two. I think they know that we hate them being together in the house, but like they always say, any press is good press. And, with those two in the game together, everyone’s talking about them. It’s never good, but at least people are talking. I think CBS knew that everyone else was boring television, so they fixed it to make sure the drama came back in the house. And, drama it will be. But, just know that if it wasn’t fixed, I’m very disappointed in everyone for not only not voting Cassi back in the house, but for voting for Brendon. At least it could have been Dom.
We got our first dosage of what it’s going to be like, again, in the house with Rachel cheering Brendon on non-stop during the competition. I feel as if they shouldn’t even have bothered playing this game. As soon as Julie said what it was, did anybody in America (other than Lawon’s mom, and probably not even her) think Lawon stood a chance in hell? It should have just been a question and answer game. This was just another way to ensure that Brendon won. So, CBS, you got what you wanted and I hate you for it. I’m starting to not like Big Brother. But, this happens every season. I always get pissed off at the houseguests for being stupid. I always get mad at CBS for fixing the game. Yet, I always watch. I’m sure I’m not the only one with these bad habits.
But, come on, Brendon?!?
Anyways, Brendon’s back in the house now and Rachel probably hasn’t jumped off of his lap yet. They definitely got their pimple cream on that night.
The HOH competition will be on Sunday. Who will win? I’ll be hoping for Daniele to win just so she can get rid of Rachel or Brendon once again. I no longer care who wins Big Brother, just as long as it’s not one of those two. I think I may even be crossing over to the dark side (Team Man Jaw & Droopy Boobs) for this upcoming week. Although, how stupid do you think those two are now for the move they made? Had they just voted out Rachel, their game wouldn’t look so glum right now. The numbers have totally turned on them now since they decided to stupidly vote out one of their own, and in the process allow one of their opponents to get back in the game. Do you think Rachel is staying true to her word now that her Bukie is back in the game? I think not.
Best of luck, dipsh*ts.
I almost feel like quitting,
Scott
Annnnnd… HE’S BACK IN THE GAME!! And no, I do not mean Brenden ( I refuse to talk about that, I am too upset)..I meant YOU!!!
This blog was amazing!! I was cracking up. This is what we want each time, do you agree with me America? If you do not agree, then you are probably one of those that voted Brenden back in the game.
I noticed the same thing about the have/have not competition question with Jordan. I was so confused. I’m sure she was saying the right thing and they just edited the show differently.
hahaha great blog! I agree – the Brendon thing has be be fixed. No way people voted him in. Did you see Daniele’s face through the whole competition? She looked like she was going to throw up. I thought Lawon’s move was the stupidest move in BB history – until Daniele went for the Lawon eviction. She should have known better. Like you said, never play into the twist. I think she even said that, but then she totally played into the twist. Dumb. I don’t think she has as much right to make fun of Rachel now that she pulled that move.
And the girl crying thing…take that with a grain of salt. Often its a stress reliever (this of course is with exception of Rachel who is acting the whole time to get airtime). Trust me, as a woman, I hate that my reaction to stress sometimes is to cry – it makes me mad. And, they have no other way of dealing with stress in that house! After that good cry is done, you can move on and calm down. You can equate it with men’s urges to punch walls or throw things or scream and yell and be destructive (Jeff and Brendon have done that in the past) which is just as stupid and nonsensical.
As for the have/have not competition – it didn’t show Rachel’s turn, or on the other team, they didn’t show one person’s turn either (I can’t remember who, but only 3 of the 4 were shown). But I wonder if they did a couple of rounds, not just one each – so maybe Jordan and Adam did go head to head and we just didn’t see that play out? That competition would have taken some time, so maybe they just cut it short.
Finally, one comment about Jordan – I’m surprised she’s getting so worked up and angry about the floaters doing nothing in the game..ahh…does she not remember her season? That’s exactly the way she played it, until the final 4, then she did make some smart moves and showed she was playing. But the floaters she keeps yelling at to do something are doing the same thing she did, no? Maybe that’s the difference between playing it again – you get more aggressive the second time around. Same with the allstar season – lots of aggressive play (my favourite season to date)
I stupidly used to think that this show didn’t have that much producer manipulation. But Brendon being voted back in? There’s no f*cking way that worthless turd received the votes to return. I enjoy watching reality TV shows like this, but it pisses me off to no end when the scripting and manipulation is so blatantly obvious.
F*ck this show……
Oh, and sorry about Cassi. I would have preferred her over that limp d*ck retard Brendon.
Great column Scott! Anyone else notice the upset noises that were in the background when Daniele voted to evict Lawon? Almost like there was an audience to her vote…maybe the cameraperson? Who exactly was that? DR people or some other form of production? It was obvious that someone in the vicinity was not pleased with her vote…I thought it was weird.
scrantonicity – that was the crowd outside the BB house (the live audience for Thursdays show)- same when Rachel found out about the twist and sat there with her mouth open for 10 minutes cause she heard the audience laughing? I think it probably came through Jenbots mic.
Scott, welcome back! That was a great post, I just hope young girls don’t read your blog like they do Steves because of the cussing.
I am SOOOOOO bummed that Brendan is back in the house. Why can’t networks just let America vote and deal with the results, it’s as if BB wants one of the vets to win this game. Can’t wait until the HOH. Lawon, what were you thinking!!!!
Scott..
Well I’ll get straight to the point…I’ve read your blogs and rather enjoyed them until you get aggrevated and then your profanity goes into full gear…and then you go rampant with the insults…
C’mon now..is that really necessary in order to have a good blog???
And no I didn’t just crawl out from under a rock and I’m deff not a prude…not my first time at the rodeo either…but there comes a point when the insults/profanity really makes your blog less than entertaining to read…
This is just my own personal opinion..perhaps shared by others..perhaps not…and before you or anyone tells me “If you don’t like it..don’t read it”…yeah..I know that..DUH…but point is I do want to read it…just with a little more “class”..
Anyways…just my comments/thoughts for whatever their worth…
Wolf Goddess, I can’t really win either way. I make insults and people get angry, I do the recap without sarcasm and people get angry, I try to do it middle-of-the-road to make both sides happy and people still don’t like it. I know that I’m being crude and insulting, but I’m also doing it in good fun. I won’t make the “don’t like it, don’t read it” argument because I WANT you to read my blog. I appreciate you doing so and taking the time to leave your thoughts on how you feel. I hope I can find some happy medium, but I don’t think I will be able to. But, I will try and cut down on the cussing. That’s now ALWAYS necessary…but just know I swear A LOT more in real life conversations than I do here! 🙂
Scott, you’re a better person than me. I would have directed Wolf Turd, err, I mean ‘Goddess’, towards reruns of the old ‘Teletubbies’ show for expecting a family friendly environment. I realize this is a poor comparison, but to me its like asking politicians to not openly discuss politics.
Maybe Wolfie would be less inclined to complain if she spent her time reading children’s books over at http://www.seussville.com instead.
THANKS Scott for taking the time to reply…
I do understand your ‘no win’ situation and appreciate your replying to my comments without being ‘nasty’…
Sorry can’t say the same for “Nobody” who deemed it necessary to call me a “Turd”…looooool
Been called far worse than that..so “Thanks for the laugh”..and also for directing me to the Dr. Seuss website…GOTTA LOVE SEUSSVILLE..
“Sorry can’t say the same for “Nobody” who deemed it necessary to call me a “Turd”…looooool”
Wolfie, thats why its best that Scott writes this blog instead of me. I have little tolerance for people who complain about the content of a blog. Its Scott’s blog to write as he deems necessary. Don’t like what he says? Maybe this is more up your alley… http://www.agkidzone.com/care-bears
I don’t get it. First, Kalia is a genius and you fully agree with her move to get back into Jorff’s good graces and put Lawon up, and in your Thursday recap, you agree with Jeff that the move was stupid?? Do you not see the complete 180 you did between episodes…in the same blog post?
I don’t think it was producer manipulation at all that Brendon got voted back in.. Think about it: Obviously Keith was not going to be voted back in. Cassi was not going to get voted back in because I bet the male population that watches BB is small in majority to the female population (and those men that do watch certainly aren’t going to vote online or text). Then, when it comes down to Dom and Brendon, you have Brendon AND Rachel fans voting for Brendon. Also, Brendon has been on the show for 2 seasons now and thus, has acquired a bigger fan base than Dom, who was only on a couple weeks. Also, I suspect some people voted for Brendon because they thought Rachel would be evicted and they wanted to watch that play out.
Personally, I love Brendon and Rachel.. for comedic value. I have 4 different e-mail addresses so I was able to vote 40 times (10 per e-mail) for Brendon. So sorry everyone, I definitely helped get him back in! 😉
PS- Hahahaha @ calling Danielle “Man-Jaw”.. so true.
Kaw0610, I highly doubt your 40 votes for Brandon made much of a difference. Add that to his final total and he was lucky to get what, 150 votes total?
Sorry, I still dont see how the entire United States could be dumb enough to vote for Brendon; it just isn’t possible. CBS knows that Brendon being there adds to the drama, and drama equals ratings in their minds (see anything Bachelor related for more examples). Its their show and they will do anything to see that it doesn’t tank. This is easier to believe than Brendon having that many fans across the US.
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