BIG BROTHER – 7/18/11

Written by: Scott Ottersen Email: ScottOttersen@yahoo.com Facebook: http://facebook.com/ScottOttersen

Before you start reading, I just want to say that I kind of felt as if this episode was bland and without interest. I will do my best to spice it up, but they didn’t give me much to go on here. That said, someone needs to still do your Big Brother round-up, right?

Also, I’d like to send a special shout-out to one of my readers who was nice enough to send me a picture her sister took with a country artist named Lee Brice and his girlfriend at the time, our very own Cassi!! That picture made my night. So, thank you for that.

The episode started off with Jeff talking about how Keith being voted out was the best thing to happen for their game. He thinks that’s the case since Porsche is with them and they have an extra vote and the newbies lost a vote of their own. But, things change in the Big Brother house at the drop of … Continue reading

July 23rd, 2011 | 2 Comments | Posted in Big Brother 13

BIG BROTHER – 7/15/11

Written by: Scott Ottersen Email: ScottOttersen@yahoo.com Facebook: http://facebook.com/ScottOttersen

You’ll have to excuse my length here. Recapping two episodes takes a lot of breath out of me and nearly 5,000 words. So, print this out and take it into the bathroom with you. But, definitely don’t think of me while you do your business. I don’t need that on my conscience.

I want to start off with a quick sidebar. Dear CBS, you need to step your f*cking game up! I have seen Cassi wear about 8 different bikinis on the live feeds (not to mention Porsche and her purple bikini) and you have all but shown about 3 seconds of her in one on the TV episodes? Listen, get your ass in gear and give America (me) what they want already! I’m not kidding. Dead f*cking serious here.

I thought I’d start off this blog with a few things I’ve learned from the live feeds so far this season: First thing I learned from the live feeds is that Cassi smokes. Damn. You’re going … Continue reading

July 23rd, 2011 | 3,479 Comments | Posted in Big Brother 13

BIG BROTHER – 7/11/11

Written by: Scott Ottersen Email: ScottOttersen@yahoo.com Facebook: http://facebook.com/ScottOttersen

First off, I wanted to say that today is a sad day. According to the comments from my first blog, I have lost Tiffany_Michelle as a reader. I am truly heartbroken to see her go, but considering she thought Dan was the greatest player ever to play the game, I think I’ll be ok. Look, the guy played against the likes of Renny, Jerry’s old Motorboatin’ ass, Libra, Ollie, and April’s flatter than the flattest ass. That season should be stricken from the record of Big Brother.

Ok, now that I got that off my chest, I feel better and more prepared to watch this episode of Big Brother. It started off with a recap of last Thursday’s show. I always hate how Big Brother does this, because it seems as if they do it just because they want to waste the first 5 minutes of each show, so they don’t have to do as much work in the editing room. We all remember what happened … Continue reading

July 23rd, 2011 | 6,570 Comments | Posted in Big Brother 13